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It only took me 2 years … but I finally won a 100x battle! Go Team Pasta! 🍝💚

It wasn't a very good movie, but it was a fun experience

Imagine if Big Man had a funeral, would they make a biiiig flat manta ray shaped coffin, or would they roll him up in a tube and put him in a normal one?

"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

"Good afternoon, and welcome to the Two O'Clock News. I'm your host, a kitten."

alternative version

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)