My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the gomu gomu no mi” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just stretched my arm
My buddy Sun God Nika pacing: the world government is lying to us
words to live by 🙏
HATERS WILL SEE YOU TELEPORT AND BE LIKE "HE CANT AFFORD PATCH 1.1.1"
google maps wrapped 2023
you confused your right and left 523 times
your most traveled-to destination was your own home
you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn
dad
When people talk about gifted kid trauma they mean the time when the gifted kids all got locked in a school by a bear and forced to kill each other
yello pikd man,,,,
He’s so fucking silly 💔 I love him
They're fresh out
“We’re having guests, bring out the good stuff”
Raise your glass to Dangnaronpa this year with specially engraved Danganronpa V3 wine!
Yes, ENGRAVED! Instead of your typical glued-on sticker, these labels are created by sandblasting to create a permanent textured design featuring two characters on each. Choose your favorite label between three options, two of which feature fairly popular ships, and one of which is… a much more sinister/tragic relationship.
Oh, what’s the wine? Eh, it’s some kind of French Bordeaux red. Look, you’re here for the packaging, OK?
And that packaging also includes a special box that’s emblazoned with the crest of the “Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles,” with a cushioned interior for your glass bottle. Swank.
All this can be yours if you visit the eeo merch store and… also figure out some way to get the wine to your own door, because the store only ships to Japan. :P Oh, but you’ll need 22,000 yen to buy even one of these bottles. Which is like… $158.20 US as of 11/15/22. ch-ching
Oh, this was all first posted by Famitsu and then Siliconera.
I feel like they'd be a menace on Twitter