C0wboylik3m3 - You’re A Cowboy Like Me

They're everywhere and i'm sick. of. it!

"you can see HER with the lights out" she said it everytime!

They're the worst, I hate them (I love them so much)

a study

forget the roman empire, how often do you think about 2014-2016 kaylor?

please accept this hidden gem for the "Matty is queer" discussion

(history will say the Gemini line is a coincidence but history also called Patroclus Achilles's best friend so I'd take it with a grain of salt if I were you)

not taking any chances

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

i need someone to get high with and listen to me by the 1975 with rn!!!

i had a coughing fit upon seeing this on twt WHAT THE HELL MATTHEW

I love saphics

Debut: I’m gay and I love myspace

Fearless: I’m gay and I’m spilling the tea

Speak Now: I’m gay and what happens in the tour bus…

Red: I’m gay and I’m really into blondes

1989: I’m gay and I’m moving to the queer homeland

Reputation: I’m gay and I’m horny

Lover: I’m gay and I’m out now on lesbian visibility day

Folklore: I’m gay and I’m in the woods filled with regret

Evermore: I’m gay and I’ve been possessed by the spirit of Emily Dickinson and I’m literally begging you at this point to read the lyrics and I have seasonal depression and I’m cold get me out of the woods

Midnights: I’m gay and I miss her red lipstick