Only Thing I Could Think Of During This One Moment

*insert calvin harris's deleted twitter posts about losing a big old beard*

Actual footage of me seeing this come up on TikTok…..

The fact that tortured poets department comes out on my 20th birthday (april 20th) 😭😭😭😭

These are some of my favourite matty tweets ever

The seven husbands of Taylor Swift- a comparative essay. 

so I know that this isn't my usual smut post and i've been kinda MIA but I've been reading The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo and there's many, many references to Taylor swift and/ or Kaylor so I want to write an essay on it. I am posting it to tumblr to give me a reason to finish it cause I never finish essays. this is just the opening paragraph (or half of it depending on if I add to it or the feed back I get back from my bestie), I've been working on my writing and I'm very proud of this so far. I hope you like it and I am open to feed back if you have any :)

Taylor swift, a woman whose closet is made of glass, and the fictional character Evelyn Hugho from “The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo” by Taylor Jenkins Reid, a woman who spent half her time loving Celia St. James  and the other half hiding how much she loved her both have one thing in common, they fell in love with a woman while dating a man. It started in a closet at an awards show after being told her new friend, Celia St. james, is a lesbian Evelyn decided to confront the red haired woman which leads to a kiss. At some point between 2010-2012 Taylor and Karli met while Swift was dating her then beard Harry Styles, their first public interaction was on twitter on January 17th 2012 with Karli tweeting “hey @(Taylorswift13) love the @(vogue magazine) cover! Your kitchen or mine?”.  Many fans often compare Evelyn and Taylor, they being two women who have had a secret relationship with a women (or multiple in Taylor’s case- Hey, dianna). 

1989 (Taylor's Version)

brand new full throttle…. hand on the throttle, thought i caught lightning in a bottle

THIS Spencer whimpers. THIS Spencer begs for you. THIS Spencer has a mommy kink. THIS Spencer loves being put in his place by you. THIS Spencer loves when you edge him. THIS Spencer could eat you out for hours and whines about it when you make him stop. THIS Spencer watches with an open mouth as he pushes himself in and out of you. THIS Spencer is submissive, a munch, and loves to be inside of you.

90% of my day is me being nervous

being the dom is fucking great but when your sub shyly tells you they wanna touch you too 🥺 they get so nervous because they wanna please you! “is this good?” “do you like it?” “am I doing okay??” yes baby you’re doing great, you pretty thing, keep going.

me when the 1975 is in toronto but I couldn't go cause i don't have anyone to go with <3

Physically I’m HERE

but mentally I’m here