Happy holidays guys!! I know theres many holidays today, so im just being general.
Have this Christmas themed kandi I have made for your viewing
Plus a closer look at the bows I attempted
Making this post in advance so you'll see it while I'm away!
-Lee know, Han
Can we end all stummy aches because they need to LEAVE!!!
I drank a tall hot chocolate I made because I didn't want to put it in the fridge and now I want death
Laying in the nook of my bed and praying to the magic mist that it goes away because ICKY!!!!
-Chris Bahng
Ziggy.
Ziggy is the funniest creature you'll lay your eyes upon.
For being mean to another person based off their experiences
Say hello to Ziggy. He was a Biology project Hyunjin made last Thursday.
Silliest stickbug/ant fusion
-Venti
how to spot "fake systems." step 1, throw a bucket of ice water on yourself. step 2 its really cold
Existing is so horrible dude like yes I'm on Christmas break but I now have no social interaction with my closest friends because they're all busy
Been planning to call my friend for a real social interaction and she texts me with "my stupid ahh mom won't let me call you because you queer"
..dawg this "disease" isn't gonna transmit through sound waves- like your (admittedly already queer) daughter isn't gonna spontaneously get brain altering DNA and start girl kissing
..on a side note if there were a disease that could alter DNA mutations into a different genes to TURN YOU QUEER..
Well that'd be an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!
that'd kinda be sick though, imagine a scene where they zoom into the pupil of the love interest of a cishet able-bodied white guy, and as they zoom into the proteins n shit you watch as the cells morph into a new color or some shit and then she looks over at a girl and goes "woah she's so hot" and the mc falls to the floor sobbing "WHOS SOUND WAVES MADE MY GIRLFRIEND A *HOMO*??
Sick ass anti-woke story I'd watch for giggles because it's shit
But no, I'm stuck with no in-person social interaction until NEXT YEAR..
-Han
@2wistedf4tes this you?
-Albedo
reclusive child with elaborate imagination and maladaptive daydreaming to plural teenager who doesn’t identify with thier own body anymore pipeline is unfortunatelg real
They posted out of order :p
-Felix
I was gonna post something but I forgot so
Meong meong
-Seungmin
Scheduling this for when I'm at school so yeah but like listen
Being a system is the wildest shit because NONE of us look like the body. We happened to stop looking in mirrors a good while ago because we just- didn't look in the direction of a mirror or care to look at ourselves so every once and a while it's just:
"Man I wonder if I have plaque on my teeth rn lemme lo-" cut off by the staring and internal thoughts of "Wait where did my brown hair go why am I covered in acne and why are my teeth so wack-" and scanning the body in the mirror like it's a foreign object in mf Subnautica in disbelief. Then it hits that you ARENT a cute lil cis man with small hands but rather a fat white trans man with uncomfortable everything.. and small hands unfortunately that stays-
BUT THEN IT GETS W A C K BECAUSE A SECOND REALIZAYION HITS THAT YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN IN THE BODY OF A MINOR??
I feel almost like a creep for just sitting here like 🧍♂️
But then again our headspace is all grown men except like three teenagers in which only ONE is actually a woman??
AND THEN WHAM WHAM WHAM TRIPLE WHIPLASH BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS MY ANATOMY NOT CORRECT BUT ITS D O U B L E NOT CORRECT BECAUSE IM MISCE SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!
Ain't nothing right here and my only meds is time and money to mold myself into a new shape (man) like pottery.
BUT THAT ONLY SOLVES TWO WHABLOOEYS BECAUSE MISCE DYSPHORIA CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY FIXED WTF
..yall it's too late at night for this put me down
To sleep.
My least favourite pipeline has to be the shocker-whiplash-triple whablooey because it happens within five seconds and my life crumbles before my (and the body's) very eyes
-🐥
Heart -- flutter
Cupid (the arrow is the p)
Unlock ♡
Gold four leaf clover charmed single for st patricks
Flower cuff attempt I can't bear to see anymore
Small star "♡♡" rave glove
Big star "PLUR" rave glove
Bi cuff
I also made a lesbian one but i gave it away as it was a gift!!
Please know this is not all of my kandi, this is all the pieces I have because I give away my kandi frequently
-Hyunjin
Albedo turning into a rasin because he hasn't drank anything since like 9:30am (its 2:53pm/14:53): somethings not right..
-Scaramouche
Oh no I just dropped my atomic bomb in your vicinity.. oopsies!!1!!!1!!!one1!!
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