Save me... save me Jegulus Icarus metaphor...
I should be worrying about a math test not my fucking future
To anyone who is proud of these election results:
What about women?
What about trans people?
What about gay people?
What about Puerto Rico?
What about immigrants?
What about the elderly?
What about the disabled?
What about the middle class?
What about education?
What about our future?
What about anything but yourself?
WHO TF POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM.
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEAGHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK OUT HIS HEAGHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “this big..” AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM TAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEAGHOG YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT EXCEPT SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY- (ima stop here.)
Just read Chapters 7-9 of LOTF. My boy Simon's death could've been prevented if Ralph ran after Jack and kissed him or smth like he so clearly wanted.
"I'm not going to play any longer. Not with you." This feels like a kindergarten breakup. Go get your mans or smth.
GUYS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CALLED I WANNA READ BKDK FICS FOR IT BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT THE TAG
My favorite part of The Great Gatsby is that it's told through the perspective of this guy who just happens to be around a bunch of rich people so a lot of time it's being described so bluntly
Like it's just a *guy* trying to keep up with and understand all this rich people shit cause his like second cousin once removed or something got married to a rich guy and he moved into the cheapest place he could find which *happened* to be next to a really rich guy
I keep seeing From The Sidelines references but I tried to read it and i just COULDNT finish it there was way too much smut