Hey If You’re Stuck Being In Church This Sunday Here’s A Reminder That It’s Completely Free To

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

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4 years ago

Same tho

I read so many fanfiction that at this point in my life (y/n) kinda sounds like a real name to me

4 years ago

why do I feel sad for literally no reason

3 years ago

Sorry but doc ock is for girls and gays only

Sorry But Doc Ock Is For Girls And Gays Only
Sorry But Doc Ock Is For Girls And Gays Only
1 year ago

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

2 years ago

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

4 years ago

do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams

1 year ago
Gay-to-gay Communication
Gay-to-gay Communication
Gay-to-gay Communication

Gay-to-gay communication

2 years ago

question: how would you like your body to be taken care of after you die?

3 years ago

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

5 years ago

I never seen such truth spoken

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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c4pt41nj4ck - Frog With Anxiety
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-GenderfluidAny Pronouns Really-Interests:Writing, Arts & Crafts, Music,Horror, Murder Mysteries, Thrillers,Animals, Video Games-Current Fandoms:Warriors, FNAF, Gravity Falls,Knives Out, Legends of Avantris, HTTYD, Hazbin/HelluvaNo negativity on my account please, I just wanna ✨vibe✨

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