Foggy: Don’t Break People’s Hearts. They Only Have One

hamilton: since eliza and I are the main characters we're obviously gonna fall in love!

lafayette, mulligan, and laurens: if you're the main character then who are we?

hamilton: the homosexual supporting cast!

axolittle

axolotl

i do truly love all of the actors who have played spider-man, but no one gives off “stressed out bisexual who would absolutely get dicked down by a morally grey supervillain” quite like andrew garfield

Cre original idea: @sweepswoop_ (via twitter)

no fords were harmed in the making of this

No one:

These mofos:

Judge

Jury

Executioner

When you find a fic on your favourite ship, with an amazing plot and all the tropes you like.

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

is this the found family trope

bonus

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No