This Absolutely Would Not Work But Hear Me Out

foggy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven

matt, lying half dead in a dumpster: foggy this is not the time

do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams

totally not based on something I said to my 'friends' during a round of mario karts

My brain is rotting, I think Wally may be eating it

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

Some RE fans be like:

genuinely I think one of my biggest hang ups with ocs is having net 0 ideas on how to draw them in a way that isn’t just Standing There

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

you're telling me you don't think the devil and dice would have gotten all emotional with each other after their defeat?