Four Is Death, Five Is God AU

Disney: alright. Let’s put out our new first lgbt character wth half a minute of screentime. Everyone’s gonna freak out ad they’re gonna be so pleased. This is all we can do

Sony Animation: our main character has a pride button on her at all times

Disney: WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO THAT???

you can't tell me I'm wrong

BEAR FREDDY AND KANGAROO BONNIE!!!!

And their aggressive Joey :)

Tfw you’re so deep in a ship that you’ve seen all the content for it on tumblr

(and ao3).

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

Do u ever see a description and link to a fanfic on tumblr and think ‘na I don’t want to read fanfic right now’ and then u realize later that it sounded like a really good fic and you just despair because you know you won’t be able to find the post, and then you are randomly browsing through fics and ur like 'this one looks good’ then u come across a sentence you recognize from that description on tumblr and u just think 'I found u, u sneaky fucker’

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

pink in the night

genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

When you find a fic on your favourite ship, with an amazing plot and all the tropes you like.