Luigi Deliberately Misidentifying Animals To Wind Up Mario Is Peak Sibling Behavior.

I'M SORRY?

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

Interesting lineup we’ve got here

Person: You read too much fanfiction. Why don't you read a proper book?

Me: Well firstly, why do you care what I'm reading? How exactly does my reading habits effect you?

Secondly, why are "proper" books better? I get to read about characters I already love in a variety of different scenarios. I get a guaranteed happy ending, while still feeling all the anxiety and stress of a dramatic plot. I can choose exact what goes into the stories I read and rarely am I let down by a story I read. And I get all of it for Free. Yeah, that's right. I get amazing works of fictions for absolutely nothing. - Well, not completely free. All it costs me are Kudos and a Thank You.

I never seen such truth spoken

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

genuinely I think one of my biggest hang ups with ocs is having net 0 ideas on how to draw them in a way that isn’t just Standing There

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

Me: Hm, I think this character is not straight.

Someone: Ummm, actually, they dated *opposite gender person* so they are obviously a heterosexual.

Me: *pulling a "bisexual/pansexual/queer" card out of my sleave like it's a poker game and I am about to cheat*

The very tired dad