Request: "What Do Your Bishops Look Like And How Does The Lamb Think Of Them?"

When you find a fic on your favourite ship, with an amazing plot and all the tropes you like.

An Equal Temper [1-2/24]

AKA that Cabin in the Woods AU!

Bitches are able to read hardcore bdsm porn fanfiction with a straight face but start to grin and squeak like an idiot as soon there is the smallest fluff.

That’s me, I’m bitches.

Me: Hm, I think this character is not straight.

Someone: Ummm, actually, they dated *opposite gender person* so they are obviously a heterosexual.

Me: *pulling a "bisexual/pansexual/queer" card out of my sleave like it's a poker game and I am about to cheat*

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

I'M SORRY?

Person: You read too much fanfiction. Why don't you read a proper book?

Me: Well firstly, why do you care what I'm reading? How exactly does my reading habits effect you?

Secondly, why are "proper" books better? I get to read about characters I already love in a variety of different scenarios. I get a guaranteed happy ending, while still feeling all the anxiety and stress of a dramatic plot. I can choose exact what goes into the stories I read and rarely am I let down by a story I read. And I get all of it for Free. Yeah, that's right. I get amazing works of fictions for absolutely nothing. - Well, not completely free. All it costs me are Kudos and a Thank You.

Jake is the funniest fucking character in the Warrior Cats series,

Like, think about it. He fucked Tallstar, he fucked Firestars mom, he fucked Scourges mom, AND he fucked Tigerstars dad.

Now think about it from Tigerstars perspective. So, not only is Jake the reason why Tallstar became who he is, and thus refused to join Tigerstar, but Jake ALSO fathered that one ginger fucker who keeps fucking every single plan of Tigerstars up, but he ALSO fathered the emo bastard who then KILLED him, BUT HE ALSO FUCKED TIGERSTARS DAD AND CONVINCED HIM TO LEAVE HIM FOR THE KITTYPET LIFE.

Tigerstar is just seething and writhing in anger and Jake looks at him from Kittypet heaven like this

you can't tell me I'm wrong

Happy Father’s Day to everyone but FNAF William Afton..