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Freddy will stomp on that piece of shit. Don't touch his kid or his husband.

Gregory will not hesitate. He will choose violence.

Bonnie is so confused, that poor ol' bun.

Edit: WAIT I THOUGH OF SOMETHIN REALLY STUPID-

Freddy Protecc.

Gregory Attack.

But most importantly:

He always comes back. >:)

Mario games: The world is grand and open, colorful and friendly! There are plenty of dangers, but there are also kindly residents all around willing to give you a word of advice or encouragement. You are light and springy, filled to the brim with joy and enthusiasm! There is a job to do, but the path on the way is a veritable playground. The horizon is the limit and the world is your oyster.

Luigi games: You're forced into tiny rooms and narrow hallways where everything is dark and ominous. The claustrophobia of your surroundings is emphasized by the heavy piece of machinery tied to your back, rendering you unable to climb or jump. The best you can do is run, and run you will, because everything wants you dead except for a morally grey old scientist who cares more about research than survival, and a ghost dog who doesn't even comprehend how much danger you're in. Good luck, fucker.

Leshy speaking the truth

really wish i'd figured this out sooner but refusing to capitulate to someone who you know from repeat experience is determined not to respect you whether they understand you or not really is one of the greatest experiences in the world because there is Nothing they can do about it that matters if you refuse to play along and trying to comprehend that is physically painful for them. you get to watch the light go out of their eyes in real time as the cracks begin to form in the tinted glass through which they see the world. power word kill your ego.

mix of some established narilamb doodles

genuinely I think one of my biggest hang ups with ocs is having net 0 ideas on how to draw them in a way that isn’t just Standing There

I love abusing the fuck out of the English language. I’ll just make a word up. Fuck it. Shakespeare did it too.

lmao.

"Not all men" you're right, Félix and Agustín Madrigal, the ideal husbands, would never do this