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“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”
“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.
“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”
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mixtive culture is "how and why am i Every Version Of This One Guy??"
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To be fair Tommy does indeed look like a slur.
(Inspo under the cut)