Caapii - The Fluffnest

Pest control guy: Have you looked into getting a mouse trap yet?

Me: I'm pretty sure that's a slur but yeah I've done extensive research on femboy mice

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

dune has the best women characters because there's no fake girl power hand-holding trying to over-justify their unethical decisions or make them badass. instead they're all mask-off cringe fail bioengineers and deranged cult leaders, in some cases before they're even born

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

today's bug thing is this crocheted baby tarantula!

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks