Caboosedotexe - I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

i know this is about the fiddlestan picture from before but i have so much highschool third wheeling experience to bestow upon him

V1 doing coke off of Gabe's chest

Do any of you guys remember newscapepro rp? Gosh I remember the scp rp ending devastated me at the time. The tragedy that even in death your friend can’t escape their heritage. That because who Corey parent was that they can’t give him a proper burial.That you have to guard their rotting corpse that is just laying on a table. That the future will only see him as a scp. One of the sons of the scarlet king, and not a friend that you shared lunch with, a person who sacrificed their life to stop his father, a dork who believes in Santa Claus.

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

Freeman Family AU

Gordon Freeman has 3 siblings, one cousin, one son, and one nephew

Gorden Freeman(Freeman’s Mind), oldest sibling

A jerkass who could honestly use a rest. He always seems to have great comebacks... He hangs out with Joshua if he needs to, but he’s usually off doing his own thing.

Felix Freeman(Felix’s Mind), first middle sibling

A cynical ass who’s constantly tired of being compared to his brother. He runs entirely on coffee and burnt bagels. He can’t help but be nice to Joshua, though.

Gordon Freeman(hlvrai)

You all know this one ;^)

John Freeman(Half-Life: Full Life Consequences), youngest sibling

An eccentric and hyper fella who’s admittedly not the best with words. He loves his brothers and would do anything to help them, and his nephew Joshua.

Gorman Freeman(Gorgeous Freeman), cousin

Gorman thinks he’s really cool and sexy like Duke Nukem, he’s just a big dork. Although, he is admittedly very good looking. He doesn’t like kids and stays away from Joshua.

Joshua Freeman(HLVRAI), Gordon’s son

Joshua was an experiment by Black Mesa to clone people before they made Bubby. Joshua was one of the first attempts at cloning, so he isn’t a perfect clone of Gordon. Gordon didn’t know about the experiment, and one day just had a baby show up at his doorstep like that one movie trope. He decided to take care of him and name him Joshua.

Henry Freeman(Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences 3: Hero Begginning), John’s son

Henry is John’s 14 year-old son, and Joshua’s cousin. Henry, like John, loves to help people and does the best he can to be a good person. Also like John, he’s pretty hyperactive. He’s a surprisingly good leader!

And that’s my au for HLVRAI Gordon’s family! Feel free to make your own and @ me!

I think I've found the best Zomboids mod so far.

imagining their Family Reunion does something violent to my emotions

Let´s spook tonight

Yknow what fuck you.

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