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Freeman Family AU

Gordon Freeman has 3 siblings, one cousin, one son, and one nephew

Gorden Freeman(Freeman’s Mind), oldest sibling

A jerkass who could honestly use a rest. He always seems to have great comebacks... He hangs out with Joshua if he needs to, but he’s usually off doing his own thing.

Felix Freeman(Felix’s Mind), first middle sibling

A cynical ass who’s constantly tired of being compared to his brother. He runs entirely on coffee and burnt bagels. He can’t help but be nice to Joshua, though.

Gordon Freeman(hlvrai)

You all know this one ;^)

John Freeman(Half-Life: Full Life Consequences), youngest sibling

An eccentric and hyper fella who’s admittedly not the best with words. He loves his brothers and would do anything to help them, and his nephew Joshua.

Gorman Freeman(Gorgeous Freeman), cousin

Gorman thinks he’s really cool and sexy like Duke Nukem, he’s just a big dork. Although, he is admittedly very good looking. He doesn’t like kids and stays away from Joshua.

Joshua Freeman(HLVRAI), Gordon’s son

Joshua was an experiment by Black Mesa to clone people before they made Bubby. Joshua was one of the first attempts at cloning, so he isn’t a perfect clone of Gordon. Gordon didn’t know about the experiment, and one day just had a baby show up at his doorstep like that one movie trope. He decided to take care of him and name him Joshua.

Henry Freeman(Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences 3: Hero Begginning), John’s son

Henry is John’s 14 year-old son, and Joshua’s cousin. Henry, like John, loves to help people and does the best he can to be a good person. Also like John, he’s pretty hyperactive. He’s a surprisingly good leader!

And that’s my au for HLVRAI Gordon’s family! Feel free to make your own and @ me!

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i think they would’ve let simon crash for some time after the series finale only to be faced with the devastating consequences of that decision

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It’s actually Extremely Hilarious that, like, every Wish that Prismo grants has some sort of ‘Monkey’s Paw’ deal going on and usually you can kinda see, like, the Cosmic Forces of Magic Wish Irony twisting and reinterpreting the Wish to make sure it backfires on the Wisher in some way....

Like, when Finn tried to Wish that the Lich never existed, the Wish decided to prevent the creation of the Lich in a way that also basically prevented the creation of the world Finn was fighting to save in the first place and generally took away the life of adventure Finn loves so much and that’s before stuff started to get Really Bad in Farmworld

And Then it hit the pedantic ‘well, you Wished the Lich never existed, that doesn’t mean he won’t exist in the future’!

Same goes with Wyatt. Even without Prismo taking ‘I wish it was quiet enough to think!’ as a valid Wish - taking it to mean a whole horrifying Silent-Era cartoon universe where he’s tied to the railroad track was a total twist on Wyatt's intention created to make sure he gets as much Suffering out of his Wish as possible. 

Babyworld was said by Word of God to be BMO’s Wish. He probably just wanted everyone to be adorable babies and then it backfired by making her into a Baby Toy rather than anything sapient or independent enough to enjoy the cuteness around him.

But then there’s the Lich’s Wish. 

And he got… exactly what he Wished for and exactly what he wanted. There were no technicalities or wild misinterpretations of his intentions or pedantic twist. The Lich’s Wish worked out exactly how he intended it to. It was exactly the goal he was working towards for all these centuries. 

But it still backfired on him because turns out his life-long goal actually sucked and always did. 

The Tsuchinoko is a Japanese yōkai that looks like a short, rotund snake. Considered folklore by most, some claim to have seen it.

In the 1900s, the Yamaoka family was said to not only meet, but befriend a Tsuchinoko. They called it Anpan and fed it fruit and sake when it visited.

I mean bet

FANFIC IDEA!??! BUT I CAN'T WRITE FANFICS SO FEEL FREE TO STEAL?? IDFK

SPOILER WARNING UNDER THE KEEP READING THINGY, GO WATCH THE PILOT BEFORE READING , ALSO THERES A TON OF CAPS, BEACSUE IM VERY "AUGHGHG"

SO YK HOW KAUFMO GOT ABSTRACTED??? AND ZOOBLE SAYS "no offense kinger, but i always thought you would be next."

AND I THOGUTH ABOUT KAUFMO PROBABLY ENTERED THE CIRCUS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS KINGER ??? IDFK . .

MAYBE KAUFMO AND KINGER WERE FRIENDS?? CHUMMY MAYHAPS???

SO KAUFMO GOES TO KINGERS "ROOM" (LIKE THE BACKSTAGE ROOMS WITH ALOL THE CHARCATERS) AND TELLS KINGER ABOUT HIS 'EXIT' (DOOR TO THE VOID) AND TRIES TO CONVINCE HIM TO RUN AWAY TOGETGHER TO ELOPE OR SMTH LIKE THAT

ALSO THERRES ANGST

DOES ANYONE SEE THIS VISION???? HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCIERBE FOR MORE BANGERS????