Caboosedotexe - I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

Yknow what fuck you.

(Analog horrors your podcast)

It seems Kinger has collected you!

Is anyone complaining?... I mean this stranger wouldn't!!

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

Nikola is being a tad funky

sophie in the middle

I mean bet

FANFIC IDEA!??! BUT I CAN'T WRITE FANFICS SO FEEL FREE TO STEAL?? IDFK

SPOILER WARNING UNDER THE KEEP READING THINGY, GO WATCH THE PILOT BEFORE READING , ALSO THERES A TON OF CAPS, BEACSUE IM VERY "AUGHGHG"

SO YK HOW KAUFMO GOT ABSTRACTED??? AND ZOOBLE SAYS "no offense kinger, but i always thought you would be next."

AND I THOGUTH ABOUT KAUFMO PROBABLY ENTERED THE CIRCUS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS KINGER ??? IDFK . .

MAYBE KAUFMO AND KINGER WERE FRIENDS?? CHUMMY MAYHAPS???

SO KAUFMO GOES TO KINGERS "ROOM" (LIKE THE BACKSTAGE ROOMS WITH ALOL THE CHARCATERS) AND TELLS KINGER ABOUT HIS 'EXIT' (DOOR TO THE VOID) AND TRIES TO CONVINCE HIM TO RUN AWAY TOGETGHER TO ELOPE OR SMTH LIKE THAT

ALSO THERRES ANGST

DOES ANYONE SEE THIS VISION???? HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCIERBE FOR MORE BANGERS????

lalalalalalallala swap simons…….

I want, like, a body language expert to watch MrKlay's 096 short film specifically for the interrogation scenes because I genuinely think that the two actors did an amazing job portraying their characters.

I read the original SCP-096 article, including the incident the film was based around. So when I watched it for the first time, it's like I can see that the inspector knows something's up with the doctor and I can see that the doctor was doing his best not to look suspicious even when he lies. Obviously, it was revealed in the end, but it's still that good.

Am I cooking? Maybe, Will this concept go somewhere? Who knows.