*protagonist Voice* I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up And Eat Bubblegum, And I'm All Outa Bubblegum.

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Do Not Let HR do this to you. It is not illegal to talk about wages in the work place. I did and got a 12% raise!

So I just had this thought:

A writer (and or artist) is trying to come up with a new oc. While in this train of thought, they look to the side of their desk and see a picture of them and their lover (bf, gf, spouse, you get the gist). They then start thinking of their fav attributes of their fiancee, and put one or two of them into the character. 

I don’t know why but that just sounds so romantic to me. 

does tumblr know that goncharov made it into empire film magazine ?

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

can u make her internet famous

Just got this long ass canister of jellybeans and I've been eating them out of the cap kinda like a shotglass