Dan: How Did You Even Get In Here?

Alternate responses to “I love you.”:

BBS EDITION ft. Kryoz and SMii7Y

Brian - “Who doesn’t?”

Marcel - “I know.”

Evan - “Thanks?”

Nogla - “A horrible decision, really.”

Scotty - *laughs nervously*

Anthony - *laughs hysterically*

SMii7Y - “YEET”

Delirious - “I’m sorry…”

Brock - *finger guns*

Tyler - “If only there was someone out there who loved you.”

John - “Why?”

You know what Tumblr? I like you *domesticates your TerrorMoo*

(For those on Twitter: Yes I did just redo the whole piece 😭)

Something about being a Captain man

There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on

BIG FUCKING WIN FOR USSSS WE'RE GETTING MORE CONTENT OF THEM!!!!!!

an american coming face to face with universal healthcare

I LOVE THIS

Nogla: How much for the gun?

Brian: Not for sale.

Nogla: Alright, how much for the arm?

Brian:

Brian: *walks away*

Nogla: Oh, I’ll get that arm.

black widow spoilers:

notice how nobody died in the black widow movie except for the villain? yeah women do it best.

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I’ll get

Don’t walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

Brian: “Don’t laugh like that, it makes me snort”

Anthony: *continues to laugh like that while telling Brian to snort*

I fucking love them, they love each other’s respective Laugh’s so much

I will say mob votes are fun and interactive but I kinda hate that it's like, they present 3 useful and/or cool mobs, but you only get one, and you never get to see the other two again, leaving the people who liked them upset. I wish it was more like, you will get all three in time, you're just voting for what you want first