Things I Said/thought While Playing Paranormasight That Are Fucking Hilarious In Hindsight

Merrin: Dragons are such wonderful creatures... It's a shame I only have Lady Veyle and the Divine One to talk to.

*cut to Nel, Rafal, Zelestia, Roy, Byleth, Corrin, Camilla, Tiki, Soren and Robin taking a nap in the Somniel treasury*

Merrin: Such a shame.

when one of them is trying to change the law to help people and the other is acting outside the law to help people

no idea what the dynamic's called but please give your own examples, I'm starving

Handle With Care.

i just think it would be neat if the trio ended up on an island with a false hydra

chip's got -1 to his wisdom saves, so he'd probably be the first to fail the check. it'd be fucking hilarious if he didn't though, because you know he'd see one (1) hint of an eldritch monster and immediately try to force the others off the island

jay and gill both have +1 for wisdom saves, so they might last a little longer than chip. again, either way it'd be funny, because either they'd all be oblivious or jay/chip would be trying to just get everyone back on the boat. i know for a fact that if gillion passed the save it would not make a difference at all. his solution to seeing unholy abominations is just to stab them

and then there's the island's inhabitants. grizzly has a habit of making NPCs that people love, then putting them in bad situations, and a false hydra scenario is perfect for that. imagine meeting the nicest, coolest fucking NPC, then the trio wake up the next day and apparently that person never even existed

also gill's divine sense, that'd be interesting. depending on who fails the wisdom saves and how quickly, it might take him a while to try it. and what would that feel like? just how much of the island would be covered in that evil energy? would he be able to sense when/where people have been erased? or would all that energy have been erased too, and he's just unable to sense anything?

mm i have more thoughts but only so much time. i just think it'd be a cool encounter

was it kind of a dick move to not explain the whole situation? absolutely

does that mean Kazuma was planning to ask his best friend to help him kill an innocent man? no???

shoutout to RWBY Volume 9 for making me ship both Nuts n Dolts and Rosegarden when neither Penny nor Oscar were even in the volume

Ranboo: “I’m so unbelievably sad.”

OH, BOOHOO! LET ME PLAY YOU A SAD SONG ON THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN—-

MY GOD THE TIMING

Matthew's ears are slightly pointed like that because of the Gormotti ancestry

oh and he definitely got that scar doing something stupid as a kid. that or Na'el punched him

random headcanon for the five people who've played this game

Seiman and Ashino resemble Shogo and Yoko

their Curse Echoes are the only ones without full bodies, so we don't know what they looked like, and I just think it'd be neat. fate and destiny and blood ties or something

girl help, I've had Soren's bracelet for like 5 minutes and it's already making my entire army incredibly uncomfortable. why does Ike exclusively talk to him in that voice