My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye
Psychic Explosion Attack!!!!
If you want to learn more about saving animal species just look at saw otters!! (And just all the conservation at the Monterey Bay Aquarium) These little guys have become so used to humans that we now have the otter 841! She is a female otter that has been terrorizing surfers all around the Monterey Bay. Sea creatures and all of nature really is fascinating!
One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.
don't judge Falin! she just a little hungry. and it's only a polite little nibble. We all know that if Laios was hungry would take a huge honking bite.
luca and alberto were my aziraphale and crowley before i knew about good omens
The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
XJHFRDHDBFDNSAHCHD
I love this. So. Much. This is one of my favorite tropes! it's so good!!
Protective boyfriends
I love this
Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism
Hi! Your local gay cephalopod, I do art and am in to many fandoms. they/them works for me! Free Gaza and Palestine!!🇦🇪
168 posts