callmewiphoarder

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Thee kiddos

anyone who thinks shouto todoroki is a sweet loving guy to everyone he meets needs to know he would call you a slur. he wouldn’t even think twice about it. you get in the way of him, his friends, or his ability to get food? slur. fuck you

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

rr!touya doodles because i missed the silly guy :33

had to do this trend w them

art dump cus I'm too lazy to post everything separately 😖

an excuse to draw dabihawks

I hope that we meet in another life

our beloveds in canon + some AUs I created for them 🫶 don't know if I'll ever get to talk more about the ones that are not Cyberpunk but still

short flight

Dabihawks post-war, Hawks coming to visit Touya in the hospital, as he does every day, running into the todo-bros.

Natsu: you guys used to date!?

Hawks:(confused af, turning to dabi) used to? When did we break up?

Dabi: Kei we tried to kill eachother, multiple times.

Hawks: and? Our first kiss was when I was holding a sword to your throat about to blow the mission because of how pissed I was at you.

Dabi:(grossly affectionate) and you'd never looked hotter.

Shoto: gross

Hawks: this relationship is built on passion, murderous or romantic is a toss up.

Known Pro Hero Ages

Just in case you guys wanted to have your minds blown today.

46 - Endeavor

41 - Ectoplasm, Powerloader

38 - Sir Nighteye (at time of death)

36 - Best Jeanist, Slidin’ Go

35 - Centipeder, Gang Orca

33 - Edgeshot, Hound Dog

32 - Rock Lock

31 - Blood King, Eraserhead, Ingenium, Mandalay, Midnight, Pixie Bob, Present Mic, Ragdoll, Tora

29 - Fat Gum, Kamui, Manual

28 - Cementoss, Joke, Thirteen

26 - Miruko, Ryukyu

24 - Mt Lady

22 - Hawks

21 - Bubble Girl

~all ages were taken from the bnha wiki, so if they’re wrong, my deepest apologies. lemme know and i’ll change them. or if you have any other heroes that are missing, i’ll add em~

Last edited 07/23/19 - Added some characters that were missing and updated the ages of heroes whose birthdays have passed in canon.

NO 😂

academic rivals to lovers never had a bad track. “calls the other person by their last name” SLAPS. “you got 97%? i got 99% bitch haha” BANGER. “knowing everything about each other because you’ve been competing for so long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “love confessions in the middle of a daily argument, and then the other person realising what you both feel is real”

what people think writing is: worldbuilding, churning out entire chapters in one sitting, metaphors, character building, finishing novels, flawless plotlines

what writing actually is: random 1 am thoughts, zoning out into fictional worlds, associating songs with characters, writer’s block for six weeks at a time, coming up with plot twists at the most inconvenient times

I found a playlist of Kit so perfect that now I’m crying imagining him hearing it

I needed this today

alright look since people don’t seem to understand why maladaptive daydreaming is a big deal here’s a grand list of some of the reasons why.

first off: yes, you little babies, maladaptive daydreaming is often characterized by:

zoning out

“snapping back” to reality

which is often followed by mild alarm and confusion like “what where am i what am i doing whats going on”

seeking emotional satisfaction in daydreams that you didn’t get from real life

it’s often developed due to childhood isolation, not having a lot of friends, having too much time to yourself as a youngling

yep also those bless-ed long car rides

being deeply comforted by music and/or alone time because it means yay daydreaming time

intricate stories that exist inside vivid imaginary worlds (called paracosms) with their own highly developed “characters” (which are called paras, and i hope you’re taking notes) 

constantly looking for an “escape” so you can daydream

repetitive motions to stimulate daydreams such as swinging on a swingset, bouncing up and down, pacing, spinning, etc.

an idealized version of yourself through whose eyes you live out these daydream stories (called parames, like para-me…)

BUT!!!! but but but but but but (and this is the stuff y'all seem to constantly be forgetting/overlooking/not taking seriously) maladaptive daydreaming is also characterized by:

deep and dependent emotional attachments to paras such as intimate friends, lovers, family, and pets that don’t exist

deep guilt due to favoring paras over “real life” (called thisverse) people

a phobia that you will never be able to care about people in thisverse and will therefore be a terrible lover/spouse/parent, etc.

trancelike states where you lose time anywhere between a few minutes to several hours straight without even realizing it until you’ve returned to reality

maladaptive daydreaming steals so. much. time.

withdrawal-like effects if you don’t daydream for a long time (even a day), such as shaking, nausea, agitation, aggression, breakdowns, etc.

you don’t control your daydreams, they do whatever they want to, they are invasive, intrusive, and often unwanted

intense absorption, so when the daydream is exciting you will get an adrenaline rush and your blood gets hot and starts to rush and you sweat and breathe weird and see red and your heart rate goes up. when the daydream is depressing you will cry with real tears and your limbs actually feel heavy

it steals an incredible amount of energy

daydreams are often violent, sexual, and/or disturbing

difficulty focusing, high anxiety

paranoia caused by a feeling that you’re under observation

compulsive behavior (like, “i have to pace right now” even when your feet feel like they’re broken… I’ve often been afraid to look down because i thought i might see blood but i couldn’t stop walking even when it hurt so much that i started crying)

sleeplessness, insomnia, nightmares

suicidal thoughts and tendencies (“maybe if i die, i’ll be with my paras”, “i can’t take it anymore”)

feeling uncomfortable in your body/with your identity (i often have trouble recalling my real name because i’m so used to be my parame’s name, i avoid mirrors because i expect to see my parame’s face and it always catches me off guard)

weight loss or weight gain

appetite loss or appetite gain

dissociation and “out of body” experiences

avoidance and the death of your social life

not being able to feel anything either neg or pos about “real life” things because you’re only concerned with your paracosms

speaking the dialogue out loud or whispering, acting out daydreams

i have seriously been asked if i’m possessed when i got caught daydreaming

it is so painful and so detrimental and it makes our lives difficult, it is not “cute”, it is not “lol relatable”, it  is not “creative”, and it is not “fake”

I finally found it. The most memorable writing tip I’ve ever found. Use it well.

"“Listen,” Henry is saying, heated, over the phone on a Thursday night. “I don’t give a damn what Joanne has to say, Remus John Lupin is gay as the day is long, and I won’t hear a word against it.”"

He's right and he should say it!