Summary: After yet another bad date and tired of swiping on apps, the Dagger Squad steps in to help you out by setting you up on a series of blind dates. Much to Rooster’s dismay.
Warnings: fuff, slight angst. Minors DNI
Length: 3.2K
Pairing: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw X Female Reader
(We’re kicking of Valentine’s Day a bit early❣️ Enjoy!)
“I’m all for growing the sport, but Brady buying an MLP team is ruining the integrity of the league. He may be the GOAT of football, but he has nothing on Ben John’s world-class pickleball game,” your date Max passionately states from his spot across from you at the Italian place he had recommended.
Or was his name Mac?
He’d already told you all about the CRBN paddle drama. At this point, you wouldn’t be surprised if he had already prepared a PowerPoint presentation on the topic complete with transitions and color-coded charts. He seems the type.
And he had yet to ask you a single question about yourself all evening.
You can tell he is gearing up for the next part of his rant, when your phone lights up on the table, the ringer on higher than you realized.
“Oh! I’m sorry, I thought I had this on silent. It’s my mom, I should probably take this,” you apologize to him, your phone already halfway raised to your ear.
“Hey, kid, how’s it going?”
“Hi Mom, I’m with someone right now. Is everything ok?” You let a little worry tinge the tone of your voice.
“Seriously?” Rooster drolly rasps on the other end of the line, “Are we actually doing this?”
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kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
steve: no your parents have dinner at home
the kids: i fucking hate this family
kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*
kids: *cheering*
nancy: one black coffee please
kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
Welcome to good ole West Virginia!
deeshore:
in NYC right now. Where to next?
Chicago, IL!
Is this what Chaotic good is?
Miles Teller as Lt. Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw in
TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)
let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum
they quote gay movies
they watch cat videos on youtube
they take selfies
I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3?
come on there’s no way you can’t ship them
arwenns asked : allydia or malira
I love you, Allison.
Thank goodness you found me! I’ve been out here for hours, I couldn’t remember the new password to get in to bed.
Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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