Barty, Disguised As Moody, Seeing Harry And Draco, Getting Flashbacks From Pre-relationship Jegulus:

dawg what if the Sirius jokes were inherited

Someone: oh my god, are you serious?

Walburga: no, that's my grandfather

Someone: you can't be serious

Orion: I'm not, my grandfather is though

Someone: please be serious

Alphard: I can't, I'm Alphard.

And then once our Sirius or Regulus actually makes the Serious joke for the first time (learned from them), Walburga and Orion immediately come to the realization that they were actually insufferable little shits.

and that they shouldn't have named him Sirius.

things I thought we would get in tua4:

- sloane

- maybe a mention of dave

- a happy ending

- unbreakable family bonds

things we actually got:

- baby shark on a loop

- graphic vomiting

- lila × five for some fucking reason

me as a writer

Seems unfair that I don't have 18 hours a day to read and write fanfiction. Sleep? Work? What are these nonsense tasks?

list of aegond fics i bookmarked on ao3

aegond fics i enjoyed and bookmarked. list in no particular order.

many one shots, some of them completed and some not.

fics in blue fonts are the ones that i love most.

and this should go without saying but heed the author’s warnings and tags if you decide to read from this list.

sting by Anonymous

The Absolute Shall by Sebastian_Jack

Sleep by 1919

Kinslayer by Maveryn08

these hallowed, cursed gifts we long for by Potoo

Death of Peace of Mind by beta_mirach

stay the hand that dealt you mercy by fourteenfangs (englishsummerrain)

the sweetness of salt by rhaelayne

hors d'oeuvre by rhaelayne

Lust for Violence by heliophyte

it was mine first by violetchachkii

you handle it beautifully by violetchachkii

there is no garden by behemoth

They Can Only Burn Us Once by aspiringlover

Dark Night of the Soul by Ezran

Sick, sad heart by ravensareheretostay

Hold Tight by JEONSFI1ter

Sibling Rivalry by Anonymous

he hit me and it felt like a kiss by ShipperTrash140109

Chrysalis by Anonymous

Warmth by Sukie_Kagamine

Brutal Services by Anonymous

Ulysses by allyriadayne

Like chewing Ibuprofen by SandySin

Moss, malachite by lopeor

white on red. by alexander (shwishu)

on his knees. by alexander (shwishu)

liberate me; by violetchachkii

Shine Razor Eyes in Delight by Anonymous

On our own by Sukie_Kagamine

The future King by Nights_of_Ren

It does not have to be right to be ours by SandySin

Kerosene! by Helpmefr

Turning Crimson by Sebastian_Jack

seeds by sinnergy

a fish hook in an open eye by scorpiod

fire you wade through by fleshfeel

spit it out by 10tacles

Boxcutter by ravensareheretostay

...just like high fantasy by alexander (shwishu)

half agony, half hope by meddea

when the sun sets, we're both the same by elthedane

the way of things by elthedane

flesh and bone... knuckles on sand by alexander (shwishu)

Downfall by Metalomagnetic

tell me we're dead and i'll love you even more by elthedane

let me in, wear me out by goldenkraken

You Tear Your Children Into Pieces by Sebastian_Jack

Holding the Rope by Sebastian_Jack

Lost in the Fire by Spiralblissx

He's loved, Sirius (Sirius finds out about Remus' relationship w/ you & Reg) 🫧 The Dancing Queen (Remus' first party with you and Reg) 🫧 Master Regulus (you & Reg get into a fight, angst with a happy ending) The Origin (poly!moonwater x reader beginning headcanons) Summer at the Potters (Effie takes in you & Reg) Big Brother Sirius (Sirius being readers [adoptive] big brother) Messy (the boys vs your mess) Bitten (you were bitten over the hols, feat. bff Barty + big brother Sirius) Girl's Night (you come home drunk after a fun night with the girls [+barty]) 🫧 BSL for Dummies (moonwater introduces themselves to mute!reader[gn]) Flu Blues (the boys find out fem!reader came home from work sick) 🫧 Whoopsie? (headcanon's of moonwater finding out reader is pregnant) ->Pregnant? (afab rem!reader tells the boys she's expecting) -> the fusser and the coddler (readers first trimester) -> I'm spreading the news (you & the boys tell your friends/2nd trimester) -> our baby has four feet? (you & the boys find out it's twins) -> There's Two!? (the twins are born and introduced to their family) moonwater in the bedroom headcanons (18+) the girlfriend stealer (the boys find you in bed with Barty [fluff]) The Whole Night (the boys share you with Barty & Evan [18+])

🫧 = elle’s favourites

i feel like every marauders stan reaches a point when they’re just like “fuck it, i ship everyone”

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"

Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"

Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"