Can-and-wont - Fork The Clown Wizard

Bro I keep getting Pinterest ads for the weirdest stuff

Lately it’s been an especially grotesque king Gristle costume that terrifies me to no end

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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Please please please please please read Ink in the Blood by Kim Smejkal. It checks all the boxes! Cool suave mysterious attractive(?) guy, the most world shattering brain destroying death ever, (fictional) heresy, theater, tatoos, magic, platonic lovers, magic gender, just PLEASE GO READ IT I NEED CONTENT TO GO SLURP SLURP ON AND MY BRAIN HAS BEEN REWIRED

Bonus: my reaction upon finishing. "100000000000/0. Words cannot express the empty feeling I have upon completion. I love it only slightly more than I hate it for twisting my soul into a different shape. Will be reading the sequel."

If you have read the book and are seeing this, my favorite character is Vincent and I will never be the same. This is Cinna/Finnick/Rue levels of dispair. (iykyk)

"You know me better than anyone else so that's why you should know I'm not worthy of love" vs. "You know me better than everyone else so that's why you should know you're the only person I want to love"

Oh my god Cass the WAY Leo looks at those pictures! The way!! That he!!! He looks at his future self and he seems someone spectacular and unbelievable, but he looks at future Donnie and just sees his brother and he sees his brother wasting away in cut time through photographs and he HAS to know, he HAS to know because they are STILL TWINS, even in a situation where he could never possibly have experienced this with him, they are TWINS and he NEEDS to know, he needs to ask, he has to see, he can't leave these pictures out of his heart because he isn't seeing some adult that used to be his brother but is someone else's brother now, he is seeing his twin, who he loves, who he wants to become bigger with and help and protect and love and I'm so sorry about the run-on sentence I just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU'RE TELLING ME SEASON EIGHT DOESN'T COME OUT UNTIL OCTOBER????????????????

Why is this so damn funny. I watched it like 10 times.

I ❤ MY ONE MUTUAL

MHA CHAPTER 428 SPOILERS

I would love to welcome the 15-20 of you to my commentary of the week!

The fact that Iida actually needed to fend the first years off is kind of wild imo. The fact that Bakugo is ducking behind him too it’s kinda silly

I’m with Mineta on this one. Why do so many girls like douchebags? Of course I understand the feminine (or masculine or otheruline) urge to fall for the villain but that’s only if he’s got that pathetic quality about him. But people who are just jerks? I don’t understand that.

AUGH, seeing that they’re class 2A… in print… the heartstrings are being pulled guys it’s really almost over :(

Idk why but the looks on their faces are telling me there’s something else going on and OF COURSE I’m going to jump to the conclusion that it’s about Shirakumo because these guys were the most connected to him and idk I feel like we might get some closure-closure soon because sure we saw him glorp away but we don’t KNOW whether or not he’s actually dead for real. Am I grasping at straws? Most definitely. But I love Shirakumo an unreasonable amount and I want him to live and make it to graduation because Aizawa promised :(

TOKOYAMI!!! Love to see him BUT..

I must know if this whimsical fellow is him or not. I feel that it must be, but the Hanna-Barbera energy he is projecting confounds me. Where is his cloak? Why the Mickey Mouse gloves? Maybe it isn’t him and I’m crazy lmao someone help please

Listen when I read this I had in inexplicable feeling of dread and anticipation. The bus literally only has first years in it. Idk why i was so stressed

I am very much in agreement with Kirishima here. Underclassmen can be scary.

Man toga bent her way more out of shape than I thought. Also I didn’t mention the panel but the kids are allowed to stay at home now and man is that great for the implications of the world I’ve made in my head.

This chapter was very enjoyable for whatever reason! I’ll see you next week <|:0)

I was driving past one of those lots with the all-natural pine Christmas trees and my first thought was

“Who even buys live action Christmas trees anymore?”