The Idea Of Planes Failing And Crashing Is Very Aesthetic

this blog hates donald trump

Just tried to type "Oh" and "wow" at the same time. You can guess the outcome

Writing is fun

The worst thing about coming from Pinterest is that some of the infamous accounts are gone :(

It broke my heart learning about I-am-a-fish, and I was looking forward to following tilthat

Being American is leaving a cross country meet early bc of a bomb threat ❤️❤️❤️

Well now you gotta drop the top 5

1. Funniest turtle

2. Second funniest turtle

3. Third funniest turtle

4. Pretty funny turtle

5. Cassandra FOOOOT CLAAAAAAAAAAAN Jones

I don’t really like how she looks. Actually, I (personally) don’t like her design at all. But she’s so fucking funny and entertaining to watch~

Being the mom friend sucks because it’s just like. All my friends either don’t eat or don’t sleep and are incredibly mentally unstable.

But I love them and would give my life for them

Sorry, I’m busy counting down the hours until my literal child is born

OMG I WAS LOOKING AT AN OLD POST AND??

In case you aren’t catching my drift here that is

~Chicago, Iowa~

Now I have been to Chicago and I have been to Iowa and I can confirm they are NOT the same place

Idk this just struck me as goofy

Honorable mentions to :

Atlanta, Alabama,

Seattle, Oregon,

Kansas City, in the middle of four states

And Miami, middle of the fing Gulf of Mexico

“They’re all sunburnt and polyamorous.”

-Me, half asleep at 3AM