I Personally Think That All Whale Sharks Should Be Put On Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

An actual interaction I had today

Me: Oh yeah, I had one that was two hours once.

Friend: Oh, how long did it take?

I hate having to update things

I was driving past one of those lots with the all-natural pine Christmas trees and my first thought was

“Who even buys live action Christmas trees anymore?”

One week until the new chapter, but man will I still be mourning the loss of Shirakumo. Let’s hope for some Tokoyami and hawks, I guess……

Ah, yes, I like to write. My proof?

Names of google docs on my phone:

Tiddly bits

Tbtferd

Thoughts of a bored mind

Rose/thorn idk

Vshdhd

Copy of copy of copy of fiction narrative

Copy of boop

Prong

Pront

Top secret prong

Diggs profile (don’t ask)

The issue with writing in second person on a whim is that it looks like self insert fanfiction when I write in public

No!!!!! I write that stuff in private!!! Let me write my wizard story on the bus!!!!!!!

Living for @turquoisespace35 and @somerandomdudelmao updates right now, they’re the highlight of my day <3

I ❤ MY ONE MUTUAL

I’m sorry, this is my favorite thing?? I never thought I’d see my dream illustrated this is so cool. Very talented work btw

I saw an ad for My Little Pony Equestria Girls: 2cool4school. Twilight Sparkle was wearing sunglasses and throwing gang signs. My only thought was, “So this is what the world has come to.”

Whenever I reblog something, I just have to chant in my head. “Don’t think don’t think don’t think-”

That’s the tumblr motto, right?