Thanks Olivia for making this meme a reality
p-pwease do your lwawndawewy :3
1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”
2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”
3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”
4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”
5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”
6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”
7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”
8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”
9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”
10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”
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So, I drew Swagger coz recently he's been helping me out man. I've watched videos with the guy in them, but like a few weeks ago I REALLY started to feel down. I decided, 'Hey, that Helmet guy was fuckin hilarious.' so I watched his content. Made me laugh a lot so thanks for that bud. He ain't even gonna see this but idgaf.
A friendly reminder to please stop using self-depreciating remarks or humor about your writing. When you do so, you train your brain to believe it, to see all of the flaws, ignore all of the good points, and it drains all of the fun out of the writing experience. It also sets people’s expectations of your work when they see you don’t even have faith in your own work, and harms you in the long run.
So, let’s all say something nice about our writing, or in the very least something neutral. Instead of ‘Sorry, this is probably terrible lol’ try ‘I had fun working on this piece’ or ‘Here it is, hope you enjoy it :)’ and see how doing this over time affects your way of thinking.
Even if you don’t think it’s the greatest, you Wrote an Entire story By Your Self. Like, you popped it into being from your brain. HOW COOL IS THAT?! Really, super cool =D You did that, and you should be proud. Is it like your favorite author’s writing? No, but that makes it even more special because it’s a unique snowflake and no one else could have written that concept exactly like you just did. Give yourself a high five or a pat on the back, you writer you =)
Fitz from an episode of cold ones but hes super hot .
Posted this on amino as well, haha. But anyway, it's a tiger milkbag.