Blizzard Was Such A Good Episode!

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

Man who is known for stealing fire trucks shocked at stealing another with his dad

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

I’ve spent all Easter weekend camping and writing a nowhere boys fanfic and I’m sooo close to finishing, I’m just missing a little bit of the middle and I have no idea how to end it

But I’m so happy that I actually wrote so much in the last three days in between all the card games

It’s mainly Jake centric and I’m excited to make a contribution to the fandom of one of my favourite shows as a kid

NO 😂

i love characters who are like oysters emotionally

SAM CLAFLIN And ÀSTRID BERGÈS-FRISBEY As PHILIP SWIFT And SYRENA PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES