You, Every Night.

Did the police ever consider that McKay drilling a hole in her ankle monitor was hot and she shouldn’t be arrested for it???

Man who is known for stealing fire trucks shocked at stealing another with his dad

Do you ship it?

reason: They love/hate each other and have a forbidden love child. I live for stories like this.

The Seer’s Timeline

Behind every gay person is an even gayer, more evil person

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw