I Need An Alternate Timeline Where Santos Drops The Scalpel In Abbot’s Foot, He Has The Same Reaction

Started from the bottom

Now we're here

I could watch this man make chocolate forever

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

The Seer’s Timeline

I have a feeling this post may also get me into white collar, I’m watching episode one right now

It just hit me that Peter is like the boss of a whole division of White Collar. Imagine you're an FBI agent and your boss has a pet conman who he breaks the law for and is constantly worrying over and spying on and they go to each others houses at odd hours. There's def a betting pool about them fucking

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Every time I get up to the fifth chapter of the fic I personally selected last two nights ago, it says error. NO OTHER FIC

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2024-09-02 11:30 UTC

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.