Ruben Goldsmith

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Brenda Sho (CW: Drugs and other Tough Subjects!) *SCRAPPED*

(Edit: This character has been scrapped due to problematic traits, sorry for the inconvenience!)

Brogan Sho is the Ultimate Pimp and the Chapter 2 Blackened of the Eddsworld X Danganronpa AU.

Backstory: Brogan (now Brenda) Sho was born on April 19th, 1988 in Cleveland, UK to an absentee mother named Christine and a very abusive father named Jeremy. When Christine Sho was home, Jeremy Sho would take his drunken aggressions out on him from slaps all of the way to cigar burns. When Christine wasn't home, Jeremy took his aggressions out on Brogan. Thus causing Brogan to slowly develop a hatred for men. At primary school, Brogan was alone due to the fact that everyone would just avoid them. Thankfully on October 31st, 1997 (Brogan was 9 years old at the time), Jeremy Sho died from a drunken drive off of a bridge into the cold depths. During his teenage years, Brogan meet Edward "Edd" Evans in the back of the school parking lot with Tord. The two quickly became buddies before slowly, Edward would move on to other things.Christine did her best to raise Brogan until he left the house to stay at Edd's house (his only friend) on April 19th, 2009. Brogan's eyes were diverted to Laurel, especially her shoes. But when he tried to solicit her, Laurel threw a lamp at him, causing Brogan to move out of Edd's house. After a year of house jumping, Brogan became roommates with Tord in a apartment complex in Norway. There Brogan started a strip club called "Varmt og Dampende" where pornography can be made in Norwegian and English.

On September 4th, 2015, Brogan became an trans woman named Brenda. However, she didn't want to go through transitional surgery. Mostly because her father abused them during their childhood (but Brenda wanted to get closer to women in general).

Facts about Brenda Sho:

Brenda can play the bagpipes and the Furby organ.

Brenda's favorite food is Ayam bumbu rujak (Indonesian Javanese food with chicken). Brogan's favorite candy is Club chocolate covered biscuits.

Brenda uses she/them pronouns and is trans.

Brenda can date men, but she prefers women more.

Whenever Brenda wants to have s*x with a woman, she would harass them until the woman obliges.

If Brenda gets into a fist fight, she will always win even if her hands are tied up.

Brenda is Indonesian-British.

Brenda's favorite holiday is Christmas.

Brenda is 6'3'' feet tall.

Brenda married two women at the same time on June 20th, 2016 before divorcing them 3 years later.

Brenda used to do cocaine before one of the hookers she was making love with decided to have an intervention with Brogan in 2021.

This is what Brenda's execution would have been:

Brenda Sho has been guilty.

TIME FOR HER PUNISHMENT

Finding Women (Ultimate Pimp. Brogan Sho's Execution: Executed) Chapter 2

Brenda Sho runs into a red light maze. On the screen to her right, Brogan sees two women dressed scantily in pink speaking to them.

"Oh Brenda?~ We are at the end of the maze, come and get us!~"

Brenda seeing an opportunity for a threesome immediately rushes into the maze, grazing her cheek on some glass. As Brenda goes through the maze, she gets half of their face burnt of by a fire trap, her left arm gets broken by a swinging spike ball, among many cuts. She reaches the end of the maze to find out that the girls were just holograms. The walls have holes for big spikes which immediately crushes Brend, leaving behind a bloody mess.

The song playing throughout the execution is Punk Tactics by Joey Valence & Brae.

If Brenda Sho had an aesthetic, it would be bimbocore.

During the events of Fun Dead, Brenda Sho was on a mission with Tord to kill some zombehs. She was torn apart by them in the process.

OC Question! Answering for Jack Hause! Part 1 Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?

Answer: Jack tends to tolerate a ton of bullcrap from other people. However, Jack can show their anger (Run if he gets angry).

2.) Do they believe in soulmates?

Answer: Yep, but only if Jack is desperate.

3.) Do they have any pet peeves?

Answer: Yes. Being ignored.

4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?

Answer: If Jack is in a room full of entertained people, they're happy.

5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?

Answer: When they celebrated Three King's Day with their mother for the last time. Because that holiday was the only time that their mother would actually care about them in the slightest positive way possible.

6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?

Answer: When their little sister Alice Hause became paralyzed from the waist down on February 19th, 2015. But their mother Linda didn't even try to support Alice because Alice was being, and I quote, "Alice findet nur Ausreden für ihre Faulheit! Sie sollte jetzt einfach aufstehen und mit den Zirkusvorstellungen weitermachen!"

(Translation: "Alice is just making excuses for her laziness! She should just get up and get on with the circus performances!")

7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?

Answer: 99% of the time, Jack will buy someone a drink.

8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?

Answer: No, Jack didn't break any bones.

9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?

Answer: When Jack was 9, they were once grabbed by an elephant's trunk and was carried around. And no one rescued them for 2 hours.

10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?

Answer: Every time they celebrated Three King's Day.

11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

Answer: Jack focuses on the personality of the person.

12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?

Answer: No. Because every time Jack would have a favorite possession, their mom would throw the item out of the window and tell them that they don't deserve it.

13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?

Answer: Yes, Jack has a tattoo of a teddy bear on their right thigh.

14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?

Answer: No. They wouldn't consider getting any because they are afraid that the piercing will cause them to bleed.

15.) What is their dream house like?

Answer: A small cottage that they and their sisters can stay in together.

16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

Answer: Jack actually has depression, but they tend to put on a smile to make other people.

17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?

Answer: Not even close to getting people gifts. The "gifts" they give people are actually pranks.

18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?

Answer: Jack actually hates their Ultimate because he was forced to work under it. But Jack can put up a good show. And as long as people are happy, then they're happy.

19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?

Answer: Annoying, insane, bananas, exists, waste of space, and beating a dead horse.

20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

Answer: Funny, energetic, good, pure, needs therapy, and nice.

A birthday thing

@dietcolqz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

You turned 17 years old. So here's Eduardo for being numero uno.

Dolls Part 1

Ruben Goldsmith (Ultimate Connoisseur)

Jack Hause (Ultimate Circus Preformer)

Brenda Sho (Ultimate Pimp) (SCRAPPED)

Diwi Harbinger (Ultimate Stage Performer)

Kim Silvarush (Ultimate Model)

Katya O'Duia (Ultimate Sports Car Driver)

Laurel Cole (Ultimate Dubber)

Danganronpa V3

I've come to make an anouncement:

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in Danganronpa V3 is bisexual (Except for Kokichi).

Don't believe me? Look at all of the Hotel Kumasutra events in the non killing game mode if you don't believe me!

Kokichi is not bi, he is gay for Shuichi; who is the most bi out of all of the students. But Shuichi doesn't love him back!

Remnants of Despair Designs Part 2

Laurel Darling (Juliet)

DIwi Diewald (Romeo)

Larry Lawthorn (Igor)

Bing Bingham (Dr. Frankenstein)

Ruben Goldsmith (The Party Host)

Tord Lockett (The Red Leader)

Noice.

Sonic says: Happy Pride Month!! 🌈

JUNE 1.23

OC Question! Answering for Lucas Goldsmith! Part 2 Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

21.) Do they have any personal insecurities?

Answer: Lucas is secretly afraid that one day a woman would come into his life, start dating him, and then ghost him. He worries a lot for any of his lovers' health and safety.

22.) What is their highest physical stat and their highest non-physical stat?

Answer: Physical stat; Speed (he can run like hell.) Non-physical stat; Luck (with bow tie), Intelligence (without bow tie)

23.) How would they react to finding out that someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety?

Answer: Depends. If it was for his safety, Lucas would do anything to keep the liar and his loved ones safe. If otherwise, he would freeze up before encouraging them to never pull that lie again.

24.) Do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?

Answer: Lucas is sensitive to the cold, so he prefers warm weather.

25.) How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?

Answer: Lucas relies on time. So if the togetherness is long enough, he will say "I love you" to his significant other.

26.) How easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?

Answer: Only when he develops a bond (Love or platonic) will Lucas tell the person about his worries.

27.) Have they ever witnessed someone die?

Answer: Lucas was forced to kill people.

28.) Are they ticklish?

Answer: He was ticklish as a kid, but by the time Lucas turned 20, he wasn't ticklish anymore.

29.) How high/low is their pain tolerance?

Answer: Lucas can somewhat withstand broken bones, but he still feels pain like any other average person.

30.) Is there something that they secretly wish to do but are too scared?

Answer: Lucas wants to confess his love to Laurel, but his insecurities him from confessing.

31.) Are they a messy eater or a neat eater?

Answer: Lucas had to take a lot of etiquette classes when he was 20 just so he could finally fit in with upper class society. Ruben will wear a tissue that you put into your shirt to keep certain messy foods from ruining his suit and white shirt. (Because if he does ruin his suit with a mess, he will have to take it to a very expensive dry cleaner. And he doesn't want to have to do that.)

32.) What moment of their life did they feel the most unloved?

Answer: When he was possessed, he would constantly worry how his own family will think of him.

33.) What moment of their life made them feel most loved?

Answer: Most of his life up until he got possessed.

34.) Which senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste, or touch?

Answer: A tie between smell and taste because without them, Lucas won't be able to do his job.

35.) Are they good at small talk?

Answer: Yes.

36.) If they could ask any one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?

Answer: He would ask if there was an afterlife to a ghost-busting team.

37.) If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or the future?

Answer: Lucas would travel to the past to see what life was really like in the 1920's.

38.) Who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?

Answer: Positively, his mom. Negatively, The ghost of Ruben Goldsmith.

39.) Would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?

Answer: Lucas is used to living alone. So he would rather always live alone.

40.) Is there anyone or anything that immediately instills fear in them?

Answer: Ducks are a one way ticket to Lucas running away. Because they would try to bite at him even when he was a kid.

Alternate Eddsworld X Danganronpa Ultimates

Edward "Edd" Evans: Ultimate Artist

Tom Sidge: Ultimate Demon

Matt Haergraves: Ultimate Dietician

Tord Lawrson: Ultimate Robotic Engineer

Eduardo Hernandez: Ultimate Daredevil

Jon Yume: Ultimate Pastry Chef

Mark Evans: Ultimate Florist

Todd Vasilyev: Ultimate Flutist

Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Social Worker

Kim Silvarush: Ultimate Jewellery Designer

Katya O'Duia: Ultimate Home Inspector

Laurel Cole: Ultimate Translator

Ruben Goldsmith: Ultimate Radio Host

Jack Hause: Ultimate Toy Maker

Paul Janssen: Ultimate Gunsman

Patryck Albert: Ultimate Computer Analyst

Thomas Bingbong: Ultimate Clone

Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Event Planner

Larry Clark: Ultimate Composer