I'm simply afraid of the type of people on there. They could spread misinformation as far as I can tell. Maybe the occasional pervert here and there. But I can say for all of these types of sites. I just shot myself in the foot, didn't I?
Edward "Edd" Evans: Ultimate Artist
Tom Sidge: Ultimate Demon
Matt Haergraves: Ultimate Dietician
Tord Lawrson: Ultimate Robotic Engineer
Eduardo Hernandez: Ultimate Daredevil
Jon Yume: Ultimate Pastry Chef
Mark Evans: Ultimate Florist
Todd Vasilyev: Ultimate Flutist
Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Social Worker
Kim Silvarush: Ultimate Jewellery Designer
Katya O'Duia: Ultimate Home Inspector
Laurel Cole: Ultimate Translator
Ruben Goldsmith: Ultimate Radio Host
Jack Hause: Ultimate Toy Maker
Paul Janssen: Ultimate Gunsman
Patryck Albert: Ultimate Computer Analyst
Thomas Bingbong: Ultimate Clone
Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Event Planner
Larry Clark: Ultimate Composer
"Mary? Is that really you?"
"Indeed, Ruben..."
"I don't know if you could forgive me for all of the bad things I've-"
"Shhh, it's all okay. Just rest with me."
Made with Picrew's 숙면 픽크루.
Noice.
Sonic says: Happy Pride Month!! 🌈
JUNE 1.23
Edd: *I heard that everytime you go here, you're supposed to play out the other's fantasy... Ruben's fantasy, no clue what that's like.*
...
Ruben: "Sleep."
Edd: "What-"
Ruben: "You heard me, we get on the bed and we Sleep."
Edd, Thinking: *Oh, so in his fantasy; Ruben wants to sleep. Ok.*
*I had to climb into bed with Ruben.*
*We lay down in it with blankets covering everything except for our chests.*
*Ruben instantly fell asleep...*
*I could only lie awake, not knowing that Ruben's arm was around my waist.*
Edd: "Ah!"
*I yelped as I was dragged closer by Ruben. He wasn't asleep this whole time?*
*I can feel myself blush a lot, as I felt Ruben hug my lower abdomen tightly.*
Ruben: "Edd, from the moment I saw you- I started to have this desire for companionship, to be near you."
Edd: "..."
Ruben: "This desire has consumed me, that is why I want to be close to you."
Edd: "It's ok, Ruben. We can be together."
*We fall asleep, together.*
...
(Edit: This character has been scrapped due to problematic traits, sorry for the inconvenience!)
Brogan Sho is the Ultimate Pimp and the Chapter 2 Blackened of the Eddsworld X Danganronpa AU.
Backstory: Brogan (now Brenda) Sho was born on April 19th, 1988 in Cleveland, UK to an absentee mother named Christine and a very abusive father named Jeremy. When Christine Sho was home, Jeremy Sho would take his drunken aggressions out on him from slaps all of the way to cigar burns. When Christine wasn't home, Jeremy took his aggressions out on Brogan. Thus causing Brogan to slowly develop a hatred for men. At primary school, Brogan was alone due to the fact that everyone would just avoid them. Thankfully on October 31st, 1997 (Brogan was 9 years old at the time), Jeremy Sho died from a drunken drive off of a bridge into the cold depths. During his teenage years, Brogan meet Edward "Edd" Evans in the back of the school parking lot with Tord. The two quickly became buddies before slowly, Edward would move on to other things.Christine did her best to raise Brogan until he left the house to stay at Edd's house (his only friend) on April 19th, 2009. Brogan's eyes were diverted to Laurel, especially her shoes. But when he tried to solicit her, Laurel threw a lamp at him, causing Brogan to move out of Edd's house. After a year of house jumping, Brogan became roommates with Tord in a apartment complex in Norway. There Brogan started a strip club called "Varmt og Dampende" where pornography can be made in Norwegian and English.
On September 4th, 2015, Brogan became an trans woman named Brenda. However, she didn't want to go through transitional surgery. Mostly because her father abused them during their childhood (but Brenda wanted to get closer to women in general).
Facts about Brenda Sho:
Brenda can play the bagpipes and the Furby organ.
Brenda's favorite food is Ayam bumbu rujak (Indonesian Javanese food with chicken). Brogan's favorite candy is Club chocolate covered biscuits.
Brenda uses she/them pronouns and is trans.
Brenda can date men, but she prefers women more.
Whenever Brenda wants to have s*x with a woman, she would harass them until the woman obliges.
If Brenda gets into a fist fight, she will always win even if her hands are tied up.
Brenda is Indonesian-British.
Brenda's favorite holiday is Christmas.
Brenda is 6'3'' feet tall.
Brenda married two women at the same time on June 20th, 2016 before divorcing them 3 years later.
Brenda used to do cocaine before one of the hookers she was making love with decided to have an intervention with Brogan in 2021.
This is what Brenda's execution would have been:
Brenda Sho has been guilty.
TIME FOR HER PUNISHMENT
Finding Women (Ultimate Pimp. Brogan Sho's Execution: Executed) Chapter 2
Brenda Sho runs into a red light maze. On the screen to her right, Brogan sees two women dressed scantily in pink speaking to them.
"Oh Brenda?~ We are at the end of the maze, come and get us!~"
Brenda seeing an opportunity for a threesome immediately rushes into the maze, grazing her cheek on some glass. As Brenda goes through the maze, she gets half of their face burnt of by a fire trap, her left arm gets broken by a swinging spike ball, among many cuts. She reaches the end of the maze to find out that the girls were just holograms. The walls have holes for big spikes which immediately crushes Brend, leaving behind a bloody mess.
The song playing throughout the execution is Punk Tactics by Joey Valence & Brae.
If Brenda Sho had an aesthetic, it would be bimbocore.
During the events of Fun Dead, Brenda Sho was on a mission with Tord to kill some zombehs. She was torn apart by them in the process.
I've come to make an anouncement:
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in Danganronpa V3 is bisexual (Except for Kokichi).
Don't believe me? Look at all of the Hotel Kumasutra events in the non killing game mode if you don't believe me!
Kokichi is not bi, he is gay for Shuichi; who is the most bi out of all of the students. But Shuichi doesn't love him back!
Tord Lawrson (Ultimate Military Leader)
Matt Haergraves (Ultimate Silverer)
Tom Sidge (Ultimate Bartender)
Edward "Edd" Evans (Ultimate Animator)
Todd Vasilyev (Ultimate Russian Historian)
Jon Yume (Ultimate Hope)
Eduardo Hernandez (Ultimate Adventurer)
"Lucas enlists the help of other characters who are equally frustrated with Nagito's hope obsession, forming a conga line where each person smacks Nagito as they pass by, leaving him bewildered and dazed." - ideagenerator.ai
Jack Hause, "Ringleader of Despair"
Ruben Goldsmith, "Mammon's Oracle"
Tord Lawrson, "The Red Leader"
Matt Haergraves, "Narcissus"
Mark Evans, "Bookworm of Despair"
Thomas Bingbong, "The Puppeteer"
Hellucard Fox, "Average Joe"
Paul Janssen, "Tinman"
Patryck Albert, "Tinman Jr."
Todd Vasilyev, "Red Terror"
You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:
An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;
"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."
Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.
The mansions' exterior
"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"
This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.
The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.
But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.
The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.
Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.
Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.
Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.