For me and @dietcolqz 's ocs.
"Lucas enlists the help of other characters who are equally frustrated with Nagito's hope obsession, forming a conga line where each person smacks Nagito as they pass by, leaving him bewildered and dazed." - ideagenerator.ai
(Edit: This character has been scrapped due to problematic traits, sorry for the inconvenience!)
Brogan Sho is the Ultimate Pimp and the Chapter 2 Blackened of the Eddsworld X Danganronpa AU.
Backstory: Brogan (now Brenda) Sho was born on April 19th, 1988 in Cleveland, UK to an absentee mother named Christine and a very abusive father named Jeremy. When Christine Sho was home, Jeremy Sho would take his drunken aggressions out on him from slaps all of the way to cigar burns. When Christine wasn't home, Jeremy took his aggressions out on Brogan. Thus causing Brogan to slowly develop a hatred for men. At primary school, Brogan was alone due to the fact that everyone would just avoid them. Thankfully on October 31st, 1997 (Brogan was 9 years old at the time), Jeremy Sho died from a drunken drive off of a bridge into the cold depths. During his teenage years, Brogan meet Edward "Edd" Evans in the back of the school parking lot with Tord. The two quickly became buddies before slowly, Edward would move on to other things.Christine did her best to raise Brogan until he left the house to stay at Edd's house (his only friend) on April 19th, 2009. Brogan's eyes were diverted to Laurel, especially her shoes. But when he tried to solicit her, Laurel threw a lamp at him, causing Brogan to move out of Edd's house. After a year of house jumping, Brogan became roommates with Tord in a apartment complex in Norway. There Brogan started a strip club called "Varmt og Dampende" where pornography can be made in Norwegian and English.
On September 4th, 2015, Brogan became an trans woman named Brenda. However, she didn't want to go through transitional surgery. Mostly because her father abused them during their childhood (but Brenda wanted to get closer to women in general).
Facts about Brenda Sho:
Brenda can play the bagpipes and the Furby organ.
Brenda's favorite food is Ayam bumbu rujak (Indonesian Javanese food with chicken). Brogan's favorite candy is Club chocolate covered biscuits.
Brenda uses she/them pronouns and is trans.
Brenda can date men, but she prefers women more.
Whenever Brenda wants to have s*x with a woman, she would harass them until the woman obliges.
If Brenda gets into a fist fight, she will always win even if her hands are tied up.
Brenda is Indonesian-British.
Brenda's favorite holiday is Christmas.
Brenda is 6'3'' feet tall.
Brenda married two women at the same time on June 20th, 2016 before divorcing them 3 years later.
Brenda used to do cocaine before one of the hookers she was making love with decided to have an intervention with Brogan in 2021.
This is what Brenda's execution would have been:
Brenda Sho has been guilty.
TIME FOR HER PUNISHMENT
Finding Women (Ultimate Pimp. Brogan Sho's Execution: Executed) Chapter 2
Brenda Sho runs into a red light maze. On the screen to her right, Brogan sees two women dressed scantily in pink speaking to them.
"Oh Brenda?~ We are at the end of the maze, come and get us!~"
Brenda seeing an opportunity for a threesome immediately rushes into the maze, grazing her cheek on some glass. As Brenda goes through the maze, she gets half of their face burnt of by a fire trap, her left arm gets broken by a swinging spike ball, among many cuts. She reaches the end of the maze to find out that the girls were just holograms. The walls have holes for big spikes which immediately crushes Brend, leaving behind a bloody mess.
The song playing throughout the execution is Punk Tactics by Joey Valence & Brae.
If Brenda Sho had an aesthetic, it would be bimbocore.
During the events of Fun Dead, Brenda Sho was on a mission with Tord to kill some zombehs. She was torn apart by them in the process.
Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
("Ruben" looks around him as the spotlight flashes on him while the neighbours look on in horror and disgust.)
(The chain clamps onto Ruben's neck and he is dragged to his punishment.)
Reunion of Red (Ultimate Connoisseur. Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith's execution: Executed) Chapter 1
Within the cult's circle, Ruben is clamped down as a demon begins to appear. The demon picks up Ruben by the bow tie and throws him into an oven set to high. As Ruben starts to get dizzy from the heat and his burn injuries, he ''sees'' Mary Harding. He crawls over to her in an attempt to hug her, but she pushes him away in a gesture that say's, "You are not Ruben". Lucas breaths his final breath as his flesh turns charcoal black. The oven chimes as Ruben's burnt corpse falls out with a side of ''Mary Harding'' (actually a cleverly built pile of vegetables.)
The song playing throughout the execution is ラブカ? (Love ka?) by HiiragiKirai and Ado
Patryck Albert has been guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Fight or Flight (Ultimate Pilot. Patryck Albert's Execution: Executed)
Patryck Albert is in a military mission with a group of Monokuma soldiers. The objective is to survive the battle for 10 minutes. Within the ten minutes, Patryck has his left leg blown off by a landmine, a gunshot to the right eye, and a tank to the stomach. Patryck is able to survive all of that. The 10 minutes are done. As a result, a plane crashes into Patryck, thus finally killing him.
The song playing throughout the execution is 21 Guns by Green Day.
Todd Vasilyev has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Todd's Tank Lesson (Ultimate Russian Historian. Todd Vasilyev's Execution: Executed) Chapter 3
Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.
Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.
The tank run by puppets runs into enemy fire, where Todd tries to command the army shouting "Go left!" and, "All missiles fire!" But the tank rolls into a swamp area, where the wheels become stuck and sink into the muck below. An Monokuma throws a hand grenade into an hole in the thank where the entire tank explodes.
The song playing throughout the execution is Преображенский марш (Preobrazhensky March)
Matt Haergraves has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Mirror, Mirror (Ultimate Silverer. Matt Haergraves' Execution: Executed) Chapter 4
Matt is in a room of mirrors, he sees more beautiful versions of himself until he gets to a mirror that looks like this.
Matt walks up to the mirror and sees just his regular old self. But little does Matt know, the mirror version of him is carrying a shard of glass. The clone leaps out of the mirror and stabs Matt to death.
The song playing throughout the execution is Candle Queen by Ghost and Pals.
Thomas Bingbong has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Lights, Camera, Action! (Ultimate Set Designer. Thomas Bingbong's Execution: Executed) Chapter 5
Thomas BB is at a studio where he has to make the greatest movie of all time before the 3 minute timer runs out. The only things he has are a group of Monokuma actors, a small set of a destroyed city, a camera, and some monkeys. He can't make the movie in time so when the timer runs out, he is completely blinded by the lights, the camera explodes causing damage to his arms, and the stitched together monkey monster tears him to bloody pieces.
The song playing throughout the execution is The Blue Wraith from I Monster.
Larry and Christopher has been found guilty.
CONGRATS! TIME FOR THEIR PUNISHMENTS!
(As Larry and Christopher hug each other smiling, the stage unveils a ballroom with cogs and pipes galore)
The Finale is Here! (Ultimate Assistant and Ultimate Director. Larry Thompson's and Christopher Bingbong's Execution: EXECUTED!)
Larry and Christopher are seen in a ballroom dancing away as the room fills up with water. They drop through a hole in the center of the room as they kiss, landing onto a movie set gently. Both of their legs break as they audibly scream at a giant stitched up monkey monster slowly crawling out of the celling. Larry and Christopher brace themselves as the monster slowly tears them both limb from limb.
The music playing throughout the execution is Lights Out by Mindless Self Indulgence.
Hellucard Fox (Ultimate Passerby)
Paul Janssen (Ultimate Soldier)
Patryck Albert (Ultimate Pilot)
Mark Evans (Ultimate Writer)
Thomas Bingbong (Ultimate Set Designer)
Christopher Bingbong (Ultimate Director)
Larry Clark (Ultimate Assistant)
"Mary? Is that really you?"
"Indeed, Ruben..."
"I don't know if you could forgive me for all of the bad things I've-"
"Shhh, it's all okay. Just rest with me."
Made with Picrew's 숙면 픽크루.
These fine young men were created on September 15, 2022 in the god awful part 1 of Surf and Turf Wars.
They were misunderstood amongst the fandom. Some calling them bad characters and that Eduardo and Mark should have been the antagonists.
But that never stopped people like my friend @dietcolqz from falling in love with these characters. People like her even made fan art about them and gave these 3 names when barely anyone cared...
However; their short lived reign has finally come to a close on this day on August 17th, 2023, when they were crushed by a whale in the end of Surf and Turf Wars Part 2.
Every fan of these 3, give a fake watermelon toast to these men...
And a moment of silence...
For these 3 men...
Jack Hause, "Ringleader of Despair"
Ruben Goldsmith, "Mammon's Oracle"
Tord Lawrson, "The Red Leader"
Matt Haergraves, "Narcissus"
Mark Evans, "Bookworm of Despair"
Thomas Bingbong, "The Puppeteer"
Hellucard Fox, "Average Joe"
Paul Janssen, "Tinman"
Patryck Albert, "Tinman Jr."
Todd Vasilyev, "Red Terror"
Yes.
Lucas Goldsmith was born on March 13th, 1986 in Winona, Minnesota. He always had a passion for older items, especially items from the 1920's. As a kid, he would always look at the antique shop window displays to see what items they could have in stock. He would save up his pocket money from doing chores to buy trinkets from those shops. However, his life would be forever changed in late May, 2006 (May 27th) where he was staying at his parents' house for Spring Break. He was going through the attic when he spotted a red bow tie with a single eye print on its front. Curious, he grabbed the bow tie and put it on. This proved to be a mistake as a new personality instantly formed in Lucas within an hour, this personality is actually Ruben Goldsmith; An connoisseur who traveled the globe for new types of wine to taste, while killing people for a cult known as "Luck Fortune". Over the next 16 years, his split personality made Lucas kill out of boredom. Ruben also taught Lucas the art of wine tasting.
Facts about Lucas and Ruben Goldsmith:
His favorite food is roast chicken. Lucas' favorite candy is Fry's Turkish Delight. His favorite snack besides the Turkish delight is roasted chestnuts.
Never call Lucas Goldsmith's split personality a "Ruben Sandwich" because if someone calls him that, Lucas will lose his mind and the police will never find the body if Lucas finds a way to hide it.
Lucas is Panromantic.
Sometimes, Ruben stares into the distance, even when there is nothing there. Mostly because he is able to see spirits.
If Lucas were to meet Bob Velseb, his split personality would probably break his own shins trying to kill Bob.
Whenever Lucas walks, his metal bottomed tap shoes will make clicking noises.
Ruben's favorite wine is Chateau Calon-Segur red wine from France.
Ruben laughs like a noblewoman and carries a foldable fan that rich people in old cartoons have. What the laugh sounds like, (o~hohoho) Note: This is high-pitched.
Whenever Ruben (Lucas' split personality) is especially annoyed, he pulls out his fan and waves it in a passive-aggressive manner. If Ruben is having a mental breakdown, he will wave the fan in his face so fast that it reaches a tornado-like wind force.
Both Lucas and his split personality are both smart-asses and bitches.
Lucas' favorite holiday is Halloween.
If Lucas/Ruben had an aesthetic, it would be Dark academia
Lucas is an excellent baker but can't grill or work with meat otherwise he will burn the house down.
Lucas/Ruben is shorter than Byakuya by 2 inches. (Lucas/Ruben's height: 5'11''. Byakuya Togami's height: 6'1''
Lucas has a pet rock named William.
If Lucas were to never put on the bow tie, he would have become a Librarian in Portland, Oregon with a podcast to run as a side gig.
Ruben is an avid watcher of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21.) Do they have any personal insecurities?
Answer: Lucas is secretly afraid that one day a woman would come into his life, start dating him, and then ghost him. He worries a lot for any of his lovers' health and safety.
22.) What is their highest physical stat and their highest non-physical stat?
Answer: Physical stat; Speed (he can run like hell.) Non-physical stat; Luck (with bow tie), Intelligence (without bow tie)
23.) How would they react to finding out that someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety?
Answer: Depends. If it was for his safety, Lucas would do anything to keep the liar and his loved ones safe. If otherwise, he would freeze up before encouraging them to never pull that lie again.
24.) Do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?
Answer: Lucas is sensitive to the cold, so he prefers warm weather.
25.) How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?
Answer: Lucas relies on time. So if the togetherness is long enough, he will say "I love you" to his significant other.
26.) How easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?
Answer: Only when he develops a bond (Love or platonic) will Lucas tell the person about his worries.
27.) Have they ever witnessed someone die?
Answer: Lucas was forced to kill people.
28.) Are they ticklish?
Answer: He was ticklish as a kid, but by the time Lucas turned 20, he wasn't ticklish anymore.
29.) How high/low is their pain tolerance?
Answer: Lucas can somewhat withstand broken bones, but he still feels pain like any other average person.
30.) Is there something that they secretly wish to do but are too scared?
Answer: Lucas wants to confess his love to Laurel, but his insecurities him from confessing.
31.) Are they a messy eater or a neat eater?
Answer: Lucas had to take a lot of etiquette classes when he was 20 just so he could finally fit in with upper class society. Ruben will wear a tissue that you put into your shirt to keep certain messy foods from ruining his suit and white shirt. (Because if he does ruin his suit with a mess, he will have to take it to a very expensive dry cleaner. And he doesn't want to have to do that.)
32.) What moment of their life did they feel the most unloved?
Answer: When he was possessed, he would constantly worry how his own family will think of him.
33.) What moment of their life made them feel most loved?
Answer: Most of his life up until he got possessed.
34.) Which senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste, or touch?
Answer: A tie between smell and taste because without them, Lucas won't be able to do his job.
35.) Are they good at small talk?
Answer: Yes.
36.) If they could ask any one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?
Answer: He would ask if there was an afterlife to a ghost-busting team.
37.) If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or the future?
Answer: Lucas would travel to the past to see what life was really like in the 1920's.
38.) Who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?
Answer: Positively, his mom. Negatively, The ghost of Ruben Goldsmith.
39.) Would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?
Answer: Lucas is used to living alone. So he would rather always live alone.
40.) Is there anyone or anything that immediately instills fear in them?
Answer: Ducks are a one way ticket to Lucas running away. Because they would try to bite at him even when he was a kid.