Caninuscananeus - The Doghead

POV you're encountered the Inquisitor during her first (and probably the only) smoking break of the day

hiiii tumblr!!! I'm cringe but I'm free

Но посмотрите, какой теперь у меня эскорт,

И змеи вьются в моих распущенных волосах!

Oh lol. It was a really patho-esque experience when one night all of my skin suddenly broke out in suspicious red itchy patches for a mysterious reason. Doctors diagnosed me with chronic spontaneous urticaria, but I know for sure it is Sand Plague. The thing is still with me, so I guess Mother Earth just really hates me.

Anyway, fuck that healer. If they bring you a shmowder, share with me. If they don't, I am becoming the Plague's loyal ally.

I wonder if it’s a common thing for patho fandom to get at least one symptom of cold and diagnose yourself with Sand Plague. Like, it could be anything, but my Lines scream it is what it is. We know the truth, guys.

P.S. I would be indescribably grateful if you brought me a shmowder. Idk what healer didn’t manage to finish the daily task, but I already hear the Executor standing in front of my door.