By the way, I headcanon rusame as a exes, who are still attracted to each other. And it kills them both. In my head, from Alfred's side it's more like "Please fuck off, it's already hard for me". From Ivan's side it's "Either you come back to me, or I press the red button."
First post in this place!!! I decided to make a tumblr just in case twitter decides to hurl my account into the athenosphere and suspend me. Hopefully I end up posting newer stuff here rather that just re-upload from twitter and stuff.
New chapter baybeee!
Funny Ameripan scenario
Japan always seems so uninterested when visiting America in their home country. They always seem so neutral about everything, even the cool monuments. But, the MOMENT America goes to Japan in their home country America finds a room FILLED with American stuff. This is how America finds out that Japan is a complete westaboo and secretly buys assortments of American stuff.
IM DOING ARTFIGHT BAYBEE
Also here's my page because the height is all fucky on artfight
People first playing slayer in strive: "ohhh no, the move that does 10 quadrillion damage (last resort) has such a HARD imput! It's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
Oh my God, do you even KNOW about dragon instal 2nd in xx. BRO, THAT SHIT IS SO IMPOSSIBLE. listen to this bullshit...
3 QUARTER CIRCLES!!!
3 OF THEM!!! AND A HEAVY PUNCH!!!
Last resort PALES in comparison to the input for dragon install 2nd.
Watch this video and you'll understand -
I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.
Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.
England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.
England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.
Fun Hetalia Headcannon
Alfred is way more northeast than Amelia. He totally hangs out in the woods and bird watches. He would totally have a small cottage on a lakeside in north Dakota that he goes to whenever he's feeling stressed about stuff. Alfred would totally have the random ass ability to catch salmon with his bare hands or carve knifes out of wood. Amelia on the other hand, is like the stereotypical Texas/Florida girl. Every other day when she's not ruining Arthur or Matthew's day she's out in Texas or Arizona admiring the desert atmosphere. She would totally be infatuated with the numerous ghost towns sprinkled around New Mexico and Arizona. On that same note, Amelia goes feral for western wildlife, wanting to own as many gila monsters as she could (But she wouldn't though because Arthur would flip his shit if he found out she got one.) She would be an expert on how to get water out of cacti or how to spot out venomous desert lizards/snakes.
Pizza Tower prints have come in!!! They’re in a plastic wrap right now but I’ll take a better pick later. I’ll be putting them up on my Etsy Whimsicalwyvern tonight so stay tuned! Prints are 12x18 inches and will be $12. Also stickers will finish printing this Friday!
I also plan on posting some older print designs I found while unpacking. These prints feature Breath of the Wild, Splatoon 2, Animal Crossing and Pokémon Sun and Moon. 12x18 inches. They’ll be at a discount for $8 💖
I bring you an idea I had sturring up for human Paracelsus/normal Paracelsus. As apart of the oath to stop feeding off of blood, aba tries to find a food Para would like. They go through typical foods (Hotdogs, fries, pizza) until they land on his favourite, jelly donuts. Even though I don't see Para liking sweets in favour of both of them being healthy, he can't help but treat himself to a jelly donut every once and a while. (Btw his favourite flavor of jam is cherry!)
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