This Game Has Ruined My Life

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

just realised tumblr has never seen the artefact

while i do have a soriel fankid, it's because parenthood is a fun context to explore certain characters with. if you asked me what i believe would be more faithful to canon, however, the truth is that i don't think any of the UT cast would want kids.

except papyrus.

who's 100% uninterested in romance.

So, I have a lot of feelings about HP possibly being an acronym for hope or happiness. (And a lot of feelings over skelebros in general.) (also holy cripes, pap isn’t easy to paint) 

strawberry miku

i can tell deltarune sans is quite a bit younger than the sans we meet in undertale because he hasn't fully grown into his trollying act yet. he's good at it, don't get me wrong, but he still has a long way to go. divorced man swaggers pathetically in his general direction and he cringes so hard he has to look away. "like in that one movie..."? please. a 15 year old gives him a box of chocolates and he spends... what, half a minute sputtering before he finds a good response?

"i befriended your mom last night" and the hotline prank were good, but then he goes "idiot babies compete with my sociological niche" and it makes me want to push him into a locker. i can still smell the college dorm room soap on him, put this man back in the oven he's not done cooking yet

Three Earthlings

In which Sans was a dinosaur kid instead of a space one (.)

The shocking error my coworker made that made me burst out laughing in the middle of the store

Link and the Light Dragon