The Fantasy Genre Turns People Into Royalists So Fast. I’m Not Even Talking About Return Of The True

Mods asleep, post Klavier getting the hug he deserves

There is an elderly man in my neighborhood who lives right next to where I park my car and he’s very proper and polite so I always wave hello to him whenever I see him sitting on his porch, and apparently he saw my mom outside the other day and told her about how nice and polite I was and how much he appreciated me talking to him.

That was really nice to hear and made me happy, because I like being polite to people, but I also realized that this means that every time I park there and get out of my car I have only JUST turned off my Lemon Demon playlist before opening my car door and am probably thinking about the little gay people who live in my brain and this very nice old man (who wears a very nice brimmed hat btw) has no idea what magnitude of shenaniganery I am getting up to behind the scenes….

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

Gerudo guard: Voe aren't allowed in the town.

Link: Oh uh.. I'm a trans man..

Gerudo guard: okay and?????

Link: Well, I was born a Vai...

Gerudo Guard: but you're a Voe now. You can't go in the town. You pass very well by the way

Link: :]

Gerudo guard: trans rights now fuck off

He’s been getting away with it for years. No one on the crew has caught on yet.

This one is so iconic

So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.

I probably have things I need to do today but I must, absolutely MUST fuck off into the woods immediately, so. gonna do that instead

Eyelashes are a gender neutral trait to give to characters. You have to use their personality to decide who gets them ok?