Batman: Good Work Out There Today Captain *hands Captain Marvel A Lollipop*

I will never recover from how everything and everyone was so queer in The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit and everything else. Legolas and Gimli built a boat together to go to the Undying Lands together and spent all their time *together* after Return of The King but yeah totally platonicly™️

Frodo and Sam were so queer in the books and movies that the actors themselves ship them together, and Sean Astin wanted them to kiss but we all know they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it. Bilbo and Thorin were so gay in the movies that this isn’t even an edited screenshot.

And somehow people still believe that it’s all platonic

some iconic quotes from the podcast 'bait' about merthur

"if we're taking queerbaiting as representation, which we are, morgana is a much better queer figure than merlin is"

"merlin's whole thing is 'if I stay closeted long enough and keep on supporting my oppressor, then maybe maaaybe one day his son will love me'"

"the show ends with merlin living in the present day still waiting for arthur to rise again and maybe fuck him this time"

"because he's immortal, merlin could have called the cops on stonewall"

"merlin in the present day is probably some arthurian scholar and is absolutely insufferable" "writing really erotic– have you ever read an academic essay by someone who wants to fuck the historical figure they're talking about, that's what merlin is doing"

"my favourite merthur fanfic trope is uther will consistently be like 'arthur it's ok that you're having sex with a man because at least you're not going to get any bastards but you can't have sex with a sorcerer'. like no it's the same thing! you don't understand the show you're watching"

"arthur is like 'if you're a sorcerer merlin, I guess that's okay, I just don't believe your kind should have rights'. he's one of those people that's like 'it's fine if you're a homosexual but I still think it's a sin'"

RAZZY’S 3K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION ↳ @ahobbitstale asked: The Shire or Rohan?

i like to think they would be happy in middle-earth

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

ur honors i love them actually (ft @gigizetz's ody and @ximena_natzel's hermes)

I wrote a Thilbo fic if you want to check it out!

You know that scene between Kili and Tauriel where he’s in so much pain he’s delirious and thinks he’s imagining that she’s there with him in Lake-town?

This is that but it’s Bilbo and Thorin on Ravenhill

good day :D

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

bbc merlin - 03x09 Love in the Time of Dragons

another one for the target audience