Tim: Here. *hands Jason a timetable*
Jason: What is this?
Tim: It’s your big brother shifts.
Jason: My what?
Tim: Big brother shifts. Dick has been doing it solo for too long. Now it’s time for you to take up some responsibility.
Jason: Wha-
Tim: When it’s your shift, I’ll personally make sure everyone calls you instead of Dick.
Jason: Fuck you, why are you not on the table?
Tim: I’m 17, Jason. I’m baby.
Jason: Stop telling people you’re 17 when you’re clearly 21.
This is it.
This is literally the hobbit trilogy.
When you write something that just makes you tee hee
Is there no one gonna talk on the fact that Odysseus escapes Polyphemus under a ram? A RAM! The ram is one of the sacred animals of HERMES! Also the association of Odysseus with the ram seems to be blatant and I am surprised no one talks of it! Hermes! The god that is his lineage and also arguably the one that helped him without conditions in his trip...is always there!
Hermes is also called Κριοφορος (Kriophoros)= ram-bearer, due to myths that involve him carry a ram around his back
Also in ancient art, Hermes is also depicted riding a ram!
Odysseus escapes Polyphemus and certain death UNDER a ram, when Hermes, the sender of souls to the underworld is depicted ON a ram! What is more the ram as black of color, a color associated to death and mourning as well as Hermes is associated with death!
Hermes is mentioned as "bearer of rams" and yet a lamb now bears Odysseus under it out of the cave!
Of course the most infamous association of Odysseus with a ram is that he is also compared to one! Infamously in the Iliad:
Secondly, the old man upon seeing Odysseus he asked: "Tell me now, dear child, who is that one. He is a head shorter than Agamemnon the son of Atreus but he seems to me wider in his shoulders and his chest, his arms he has them placed upon the well-graised earth. He seems to me like a thick-haired ram the way he prances through the lines of men as if they are a flock of white lambs"
(Translation by me)
Not only does Homer give us a very good physical description of Odysseus in the most beautiful way (ram= thick of hair, possibly curly and wholly -as also described in the Odyssey- possibly hairy of body as well also walking proud and steadily) as well as in a way his demeanour (the word "ram" κτίλος also means "calm" or "demured") but it also seems very interesting how he is associated with an animal known to be sacred to Hermes!
Hermes according to many myths was the father of his grandfather, Autolycus, therefore Odysseus's grea-grandfather! From line one he is associated with an animal that is also associated with his lineage (to me it seems that Homer more or less from line one shows us that this is the family line he follows for Odysseus)
Then a ram is his salvation out of the cave of Polyphemus; a ram that is associated with a god that is said to send souls to the dead also saves his life!
In Aeaea Hermes appears to assist him by giving him Moly and instructions on his trip. Hermes is there all by himself. Other gods have either abandoned him because of his hubris or were not interested in him. Hermes is there to bring assistance on his own accord. (Hermes is also a rule-breaker, just like Odysseus is not the classical figure of a hero and uses methods that are often seen as shady for the ideal warrior)
In the Underworld Odysseus once again has to sacrifice a ram, a BLACK ram and wait for Tiresias to drink from its blood.
A ram is also part of the sacrifice he has to offer to Poseidon (ram, bull and boar).
Hermes comes to bring the message to Ogygia and release Odysseus from it
Odysseus seems to be completely associated with the ram and it is more than just a coicidence to me. Arguably Odysseus who was described as a ram, travels in the Underworld, like Hermes travels to the underworld to bring the souls of the dead! This doesn't seem like a coicidence in my eyes.
Homer seems to be totally insinuating that the ram and consequently Hermes are part of his inheritence. Even the fact that Hermes is often seen as a trickster and a rule-breaker seems to be connected to Odysseus and his behavior or demeanour.
Hermes is also associated as protector of travelers and wanderers and this is exactly what Odysseus is in the Odyssey! Moreover Odysseus and Hermes are associated with the iconography of the hat called petasos:
(Odysseus and Hermes)
Also both associated with this double-stafff iconographically, which is a symbol of a messenger! Odysseus often acts like a messenger or as a comittee or as a negotiator! I also daresay that he is also depicted pulling Briseis from the hand, the movement is associated with Hermes as he leads souls in the underworld!
And most importantly; Hermes's epithets among other are Δόλιος (Dolios)=Wily, Deceiving, Planning
And.....
Πολύτροπος (Polytropos)= Of many ways, of many turns
Preparing a surprise party is a lot harder in Gotham than in any other cities. Too many people have too many PTSD from too many villains. You never know what triggers who. Everyone knows not to hire a clown, but does this harmless plant trigger someone? Does this penguin stuff animal trigger someone? Does this freaking coin trigger someone? You just never know.
"if we're taking queerbaiting as representation, which we are, morgana is a much better queer figure than merlin is"
"merlin's whole thing is 'if I stay closeted long enough and keep on supporting my oppressor, then maybe maaaybe one day his son will love me'"
"the show ends with merlin living in the present day still waiting for arthur to rise again and maybe fuck him this time"
"because he's immortal, merlin could have called the cops on stonewall"
"merlin in the present day is probably some arthurian scholar and is absolutely insufferable" "writing really erotic– have you ever read an academic essay by someone who wants to fuck the historical figure they're talking about, that's what merlin is doing"
"my favourite merthur fanfic trope is uther will consistently be like 'arthur it's ok that you're having sex with a man because at least you're not going to get any bastards but you can't have sex with a sorcerer'. like no it's the same thing! you don't understand the show you're watching"
"arthur is like 'if you're a sorcerer merlin, I guess that's okay, I just don't believe your kind should have rights'. he's one of those people that's like 'it's fine if you're a homosexual but I still think it's a sin'"
my only thoughts regarding twn
bonus:
Thanks for the tag @morningnoodles (๑´`๑)♡
I was gonna say The Hobbit Trilogy too, but i just watched it and it is NOT comfort, it's pain and sadness for my heart, my uncomfort movie.
Now my comfort movies (in orden):
Puss in boots: the last wish
Star Wars
LOTR
The book of life
A Dog's purpose
HTTYD
Kung fu panda
tagging: everyone who wants to do it i guess :) and my wife @strangecoffe-blog ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Tagged by @taffee23 Tysm baby! 💖💖
I have a lot but these are some of them:
1. Lotr trilogy (it always feels like home)
2. Mulan (1998)
3. The road to El Dorado
4. Your Name
5. The Land of Steady Habits
6. Love Actually
7. The Greatest Showman
Tagging (if you want to) @edegrev @nihilizzzm @sweetfictionalworld @mysterioustrashadventures @ashifloof @montyc and @thetempleofthemasaigoddess 💖
This is a thing from August (when I played Lego Hobbit, or it was earlier?). So I finished the story line, but when I was returning for side quests, it always seemed like Bilbo jumped from that rampart (later I found out it was happening because of lower graphics xD). I also made a little gameplay video.
“He never had any real hope in the affair from the beginning; but being a cheerful hobbit he had not needed hope, as long as despair could be postponed.”
The comic is based on a scene from the chapter “The passage of the marshes”
AU where Galadriel gave Boromir a sweet bulletproof vest
#1 aroace loser▪︎[🇨🇱]▪︎ obsessed with CoD, LOTR, star wars, DC, Marvel, funger, merlin and now sonic apparently ▪︎BEWARE The list WILL keep growing
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