And This Too Goes In It's Own Post, Because Pixel Art Is Difficult.

Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*

Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce

Bruce:

Bruce: a smoothie

I've consumed such an incredible amount of Hobbit content the past few months that now that I'm reading the actual book I feel like I'm reading fanfic

HELLO SISTERS IM BACK FROM THE WAR

Josh please I am insanely high on datura and I cannot handle whatever weirdass bible shit you wanna throw at me right now

Bruce Wayne doesn’t swear. The man raises so many kids and is trying to set some sort of example, and still lives with his very polite butler guardian who would most certainly scold him every time he swore in front of the children. He also doesn’t use substitutes cause that’s too goofy, every time Bruce wants to swear he instead just stares intensely into the middle distance

Hobbit ✨ everybody lives au ✨ where Bilbo stays to help rebuild Erebor but he and Thorin are still dancing around each other and their feelings and the company is tired of it so one day Fili and Kili tell Bilbo he really should braid his hair, to be more respectful of dwarven customs of course, and Bilbo may not exactly be a respectable hobbit anymore but he still has manners thank you, so after a bit of practice and failed attempts he does just that. The next day he greets Thorin with a bright smile, proud to show his interest in the company’s culture, but Thorin freezes and looks practically murderous and Fili and Kili are laughing to themselves of course but definitely hiding, and everyone around takes at least two steps back from Thorin who feels as though he has just had a mountain dropped on him because WHO IN MAHAL’S NAME BRAIDED BILBO’S HAIR WHO HAS BEEN COURTING HIS HOBBIT WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE

The Sam and Max Fandom in a nutshell

u know the episode kind of brushes over it but the part in here about Clark thinking that first Captain Marvel & later Icon might be Kryptonians is. devastating to think about actually.

like the idea of him just. clutching at any shred of evidence that there might be someone else Like Him. that he might not be completely alone in the universe. makes me wanna. go lie down & stare into space for a while.

Y’all are too hard on Éowyn for marrying Faramir as if having a husband will somehow strip her of her individuality.

Have y’all MET Faramir? This is NOT a guy who saw the attractive Princess of Rohan from afar and was like “I want her to be my ball and chain.”

This is the guy who fell in love with her while she was at her lowest, physically and mentally. He fell in love with her when she was beaten, exhausted, weary, wounded, grieving, and depressed. He fell in love with her when he found out what she did on that battlefield. He fell in love with a kindred spirit, the only person who could truly understand him and his own sufferings. He saw her for exactly who she was - someone strong and brave and bold and unconventional and independent - and that is what he loves about her. When he says “you are beautiful,” he is speaking to her soul too, and not just her face.

As her husband, he will only dote on her and seek her opinions on everything. He already treats her as an equal and cultivates her true self; who says he’ll suddenly stop doing that when they’re married? He would rather die than suppress or hold back the powerful mind and spirit that he fell in love with in the Houses of Healing!

If he was like most other men, would she have married him? Heck no! She has standards, and he meets them.

She married the only guy who would ever let her be herself. This girl got it right. She did not settle, and her being with him does not take anything away from her.

Preparing a surprise party is a lot harder in Gotham than in any other cities. Too many people have too many PTSD from too many villains. You never know what triggers who. Everyone knows not to hire a clown, but does this harmless plant trigger someone? Does this penguin stuff animal trigger someone? Does this freaking coin trigger someone? You just never know.