Caqpu - When In Doubt, Blame The Wizard

I don't understand how anyone can be intimidated by Arthur. Like what exactly are you going to do with those beautiful blue eyes, baby boy? Make me kiss you?

I wrote a Thilbo fic if you want to check it out!

You know that scene between Kili and Tauriel where he’s in so much pain he’s delirious and thinks he’s imagining that she’s there with him in Lake-town?

This is that but it’s Bilbo and Thorin on Ravenhill

My new favorite Merlin AU is that Merlin finally confesses to Arthur about his magic, but Merlin is too flustered to think straight and there’s some miscommunication.

What Merlin says: I have magic 😔

What Merlin thinks he said: I am a powerful sorcerer and I use my magic every day to protect you and all of Camelot. We are two sides of the same coin, our destinies forever intertwined. Spare me and I will help you become the once and future king.

What Arthur hears: I know a few cantrips. Please don’t kill me.

So Arthur eventually comes to terms with Merlin knowing some magic and things kinda go back to normal except Merlin starts using minor spells in front of Arthur to speed up chores.

But then while Arthur is working to legalize magic (because of course he would) and make reparations to magic users, he asks Merlin to accompany him to a meeting with the Druids. Arthur asks the Druids to nominate a court sorcerer and they just look at him confused like

Druids: why not ask the great sorcerer Emrys?

Arthur: ok where do I find him?

Druids: points to Merlin sitting 1 foot away

Arthur: why did you hide this vital information from me!?

Merlin: … I did tell you, didn’t I? Whoops

Bonus

Arthur: Gwen! Knights! Merlin is the most powerful sorcerer to ever live! Can you believe it?

Everyone … yeah. We saw him shooting Lightning while riding a dragon just last week.

Arthur:🫨…😐

canon? found dead in a dich far, far away

i bumped it with my x-wing

In which Merlin does understand the significance of Arthur gifting him his mother's sigil

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

Luke Skywalker in OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) and THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

GO GO GO!

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy