Getting A Pet Without Their Permission

the exception proves the rule

sometimes i think about Jason Todd crawling away from the confrontation with Bruce.

beaten and bloody, half-dead, betrayed...

i think about Jason Todd sobbing and trying to scream but unable to because his larynx was sliced with a batarang.

i think about Jason Todd coughing up blood and tearing at the scarlet bat on his chest till he reaches flesh.

i think about Jason Todd curled up on the floor, simultaneously bereft and furious- because all of it was for nothing.

Nothing changed when he died, and nothing changed when he came back.

sometimes i think of Jason Todd staring at his reflection and breaking down at the sight of a body that wasn't his.

Batman doesn't kill... so why why was his son the exception?

*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

"Talia manipulated Jason!" Talia canonically wanted Jason to go anywhere but Gotham, told him he and Dick were the lights of Bruce's life, and spent three years holding the world's angriest teenager back by the scruff of his neck

no because I've seen criminally less posts about justice league unlimited

that show was one of the funniest things I've watched like what do you mean Diana is turned into a pig by this ancient greek sorceress AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL BRUCE HAS TO DO IS SING TO TURN HER BACK?????

criminally underrated if you ask me

I saw someone on here say Batman was the squishiest justice league member and I can't stop thinking about it now

enhypen as types of physical affection

requested; no

warnings; none, just fluff :)

note; okay so i haven’t had a writing blog/posted anything i’ve written in like.....a really long time so i’m kind of nervous lol. but life is short, so here we are. and if anyone is actually reading this has any requests for reactions and such, feel free to send them my way !! also pls keep in mind this was written at like 2am and over the course of like 4 days so....apologies for any mistakes.

rubbing and massaging your back

okay that kinda sounds weird but like

okay that kinda sounds weird but like

idk y’all

heeseung just seems like the kinda guy that will always be absentmindedly running his hand up and down your back

cuddling on the couch? his hand is gonna be rubbing your back in abt five seconds

going in for a hug? oh look at that spontaneous back rub

doing literally anything with ur back exposed?

“oh here babe lemme rub your shoulders you look tense”

he probably doesn’t even realize that he does it too

like if you ask him about it he’ll just be like

“?? lol idk what you’re talking about i don’t do that”

until the next time you two are cuddling on your bed with you laying on top of him

and he just pauses like twenty minutes into lightly massaging your back like “oh i do do that”

is about to ask if you want him to stop but sees that you fell asleep

and he just smiles softly and continues until he falls asleep too

pls i’m so soft for him 🥺

제이 | jay;

running his hands through your hair

look

we all know that jay is absolute boyfriend material

and you know what screams boyfriend??

playing with their s/o’s hair

and not even just playing with it like

if you ask and sometimes even if u don’t he’ll brush your hair for you

and if you have a really sensitive scalp he’ll be sure to be suuuuper careful and not to tug too hard

but really he just loves running his fingers through it

and unlike heeseung he is very much aware of it

if you ask him about it he’ll just shrug and be like

“idk i just like ur hair. deal with it”

obviously if it bothers you he’ll stop tho

but if not be prepared to have your hair constantly played with

“how is your hair so soft baby?”

lowkey asks you for shampoo and conditioner recommendations

and you can bet your ass if he sees some kind of ‘couple shampoo’ set he’s gonna buy it

제이크 | jake;

hugging

jake would give the best hugs, and you can quote me on that

now unlike most headcanons i see for jake i don’t think he’d be like crazily affectionate all the time

but i do think he’d enjoy giving you lots of hugs

just wrapping his arms around you

holding you

soaking in your presence

suddenly i want a hug

no but fr this boy will hug you like it’s the last time every time

“omg babe! i missed you!”

*insert giant bear hug*

and you’re just like “? i saw you an hour ago but i missed you too??”

idk man

i just know he’d use any excuse to hug you

and if you hug him first he will literally look at you with heart eyes ❤️_❤️

pls give this boy lots of hugs :(

성훈 | sunghoon;

hand holding

okay we all know sunghoon doesn’t really seem like the most affectionate guy

BUT

i do think he’d like holding your hand

a lot

like when you two first got together you weren’t really sure what he would and wouldn’t like

bc you knew he wasn’t a fan of pda but like .

u wanted to show your boyfriend some love ya know

but one day when you two were taking a walk

sunghoon noticed that you kept glancing down at his hand

and kept ‘accidentally’ brushing against it with your hand

so finally after like the 8th time he just grabs your hand and laces ur fingers together

which kind of shocks you bc yeah you wanted him to hold your hand

but you didn’t expect him to actually do it

and when you look up at him he just has this cocky little smirk on his face

but you can still see that he’s blushing

but yeah after that it’s like your hands became glued to each other

like if you’re together and ur not holding hands its weird

will become the biggest baby if u don’t hold his hand

“y/nnnnnnn why aren’t you holding my hannnnnnd”

“sunghoon it’s like 95 degrees out”

“and?”

“😑”

just never stop holding his hand okay

선우 | sunoo;

cheek kisses

it is a simple fact of life that you are kind of in love with sunoo’s cheeks

whether it be pinching them, kissing them, whatever

like the sky is blue

grass is green

y/n loves sunoo’s cheeks

and yeah at first he teased you for it

“do you even love me or are you just with me for my cheeks??”

“.......”

but after a while it just become a Thing and no one said anything abt it anymore

until one day sunoo decided to pull the uno reverse card

yeah that’s right

suddenly it’s your cheeks being pinched and kissed

the first time he did anything caught you so off guard

like ?? did he just ???

“but that’s my thing...”

eventually you get used to it

and there’s less and less pinching from both of you

and a lot more kissing also from both of you

until you two gross everyone out with how sweet of a couple you are

“you’re just jealous bc you don’t have a y/n to kiss ur cheeks”

정원 | jungwon;

cuddling

LISTEN

listen.

something about jungwon just screams that he’d be an amazing cuddler

he just seems so soft and fluffy man idk

will use literally anything as a reason to cuddle you

that package you ordered didn’t arrive on time? looks like some cuddling is needed.

had a bad day at work/school? cuddles are here to make it better!

got a paper cut? i’m not an expert but i think u might need some jungwon cuddles

but let’s be honest with ourselves here

he probably wouldn’t even need any excuses

like he’d just cuddle up to you out of the blue

and you just wrap your arms around him and accept it

because he does it so often it’s just a normal day with ur boyfriend attached to you via koala style clinging

"you're so comfy"

you guys probably take so many spur of the moment naps bc you get so comfy while snuggling

i’m gonna cry where can i get a jungwon

니키 | niki;

wrapping his arm around you

idk guys

like sunghoon, niki doesn’t really give me “super affectionate boyfriend” vibes

#JustSagittariusThingz

i mean if you initiate it he won’t like push you off or smth

probably

but he’s not gonna be hanging off your arm 25/8

unlike some people

*cough* heewon *cough*

howeverrrrr

he does like having his arm around you

whether it be your waist, your shoulders, your arm, whatever

bc that way he can show you some love without being uncomfortable or grossly lovey dovey

also unlike some other people

and does it at the most random times too

like you’ll be at the grocery store trying to decide what kind of chips you want

and he’ll just come up to you

wrap his arm around your waist

and rest his head on your shoulder

it probably makes him feel more 'grown up'

but also

he just likes having you close 🥺

but not too close

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THIS. THIS.

hi, i'm kind of a newbie in comics and can you elaborate why pit madness is not real? thank you (i haven't got to the modern comics yet)

I’m pretty sure Pit Madness just… isn’t really a thing. There isn’t anything in Canon that outright says ‘the pit makes you crazy’

If anyone wants to correct me on anything, feel free to, because I’ve only read major comic book storylines

I think Pit Madness was made up in Fanon to justify Jason’s ‘insane’ actions— like eight heads in a duffle bag, or the attack on Titans Tower, or his whole pill helmet era— but they’re forgetting that Jason came back to life after being brutally murdered and I think he has a right to lose his mind a little bit after that, especially since he also had some major brain damage. It’s probably more likely that Jason has a chemical imbalance and has CPTSD, from his early life on the streets to the things that have happened to him during his time as Robin.

It’s also a way the fandom reinforce racist stereotypes about the Al-Ghuls. ‘But Talia threw Jason into the pit and pointed the pit madness towards Bruce’ that did not happen. Jason did most of his world tour on his own free will. He planned his return to Gotham all by himself.

In fact, Talia loves Bruce and she was finding Jason’s world tour, so she was probably guiding him away from killing Bruce.

Also, something something ‘Ras is a crazy creepy old man’ he wouldn’t be over 600 years old if the pit waters drive you insane.

I think there is a brief period of time RIGHT AFTER you emerge from the pit where you lose your mind, but it eventually wears off and it wouldn’t last for as long as the fandom makes it out to be, and it wouldn’t be flashes of Rage. It would probably be more akin to insanity, because it’s a cursed fountain of youth.

Also, Cass and Damian were also put into the Lazarus Pit (I’m pretty sure?) and they

Sorry if any of that came out aggressive, but Pit Madness drives me insane (pun intended) if I’m wrong about anything, someone please correct me.

accidental love confessions

# PAIRING. ot5 x gn!reader

# GENRE. fluff

# A/N. i saw this idea on tumblr a few days ago but idk from who it was anymore :(( + pls ignore the few typos😭 and lastly, im running away as im posting this.

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what do u think about talia? i talk big about Talia being an ‘amazing mother’ but i know she really wasn’t good- and i feel like her circumstances were a big reason why she didn’t make the best choices as a person, or mother.

I'll admit, when I was newer to the fandom, all I knew about Talia was the racist retcons of her character, but once I learned about how 9/11 ruined her character I will forever be her defender.

If Talia has no defenders I am dead.

Personally, I think in canon, Talia wasn't the best mother, but again, Racist Character Retcons and-- I'm gonna scream

I mean, Talia was first introduced as an Anti-Hero. In her early characterization, she had major qualms about killing people, and she only killed someone to protect Bruce. That Talia wouldn't have done what she did to Damian in the late 2000s yearly 2010s.

They've been better about her characterization recently, and they've been making sure that Damian says in narrative that he knows both of his parents love him, but the damage has been done, and a lot of fanon uses the Villain Talia characterization, instead of looking at how Talia's character actually should be. An Anti-Hero. And I would say her morals should be similar to Jason, but if we're going off of 70's and 80's Talia, her stance on killing should be "If my life, or the life of someone I love is in danger, and I can't solve this without killing then I will" and she will feel a lot of guilt about it.

but recent characterization of Talia should line up more with Jason's moral, which is "if they're scum, they should die because they've had their chance to redeem themselves but they haven't"

The LOA was originally created for peace, but again, racist retcons and post 9/11 propaganda and now all they are are to most media is a group of assassins with a bunch of cursed mountain dew fountains of youth