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I’ve come back to tumblr just to post about my new favorite blorbo

Random modern-Day au headcanons of van ogre (badumtsch) like his social media and shit pweasse

Y'all know I’m so weak for Augur…sOOOO LETS THROW IN SOME MORE MODERN AU

Van Augur:

He has a snapchat, a facebook, and aninstagram. All of them are fairly updated, and he usually takespictures of pretty scenery, guns, or occasionally an inside joke forhis crew. (‘Vasco, drop the statue’ is the best meme)

Augur loves going through high designershops. While not a big shopper, he does love browsing through qualitysuits and the like. He’d definitely live in a big city where he cango browsing Fifth Avenue like shops.

His snapchat streak with Laffitte isincredible. You would not believe the amount of snaps they send in aday.

He is a total starbucks snob. Augur hasa few drinks from the 'secret’ menu he always gets. And yes, he has astarbucks mug.

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

Can you believe Percy went from this

To this

In only one season??

Oml you are my waifu edgyblackbeardamv :3. Can i have a hc van augur and teach with their s/o telling them they're pregnant. Sorry my english kind of bad ~w~

omg! No your english is fine!!!

I’M FINALLY SOMEONE’S WAIFU.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOSH <3

Van Augur:

“Oh? Well, I suppose we’d better start preparing then.”

He’s not the kind of guy to slip up and get his partner knocked upwithout talking about it. So if he and his partner decided to havechildren, he wouldn’t be surprised if they told them right away. He’dbe quite proud, and eager to discuss what kind of future they mightplan for their child.

(“It’sfate, obviously.”)

Teach:

“Bound to happen, ain’t it?”

While part of him is overjoyed because hey he loves kids, he’s greatwith them and they call him an old man, what a combo, he also isquite focused on his dreams… He’d make a mental note to be morecareful about that in the future.

But listen, he’s gonna brag about his child to the ends of the earth.

Scanlan tries to flirt with Cassandra (1x10)

psst... van augur and shiliew for SBS pls my children are starving

PFFFF I believe that, also is this you @edgyblackbeardamv​, my angel?

Send me a random character and I’ll tell you:

Van Augur

specific color: dark and light purple

real life nationality: He seems British to me, Welsh maybe

animal resemblance: Osprey

flower: Dandelion

favorite food: Tacos

least favorite food: Rice

typical hours of sleep: hmmmm 9 hours?

real life profession: clerk in th etownhall

Shiliew

specific color: Black, blue and grey

real life nationality: thats a hard one haha, no idea, but I a middle eastern country would suit him

animal resemblance: Boar

flower: Clematis

favorite food: Spaghetti with Shrimps :DDD

least favorite food: chocolate probably

typical hours of sleep: 7 hours approximately

real life profession: still a prison ward!

Inktober 2: Scurry

Decided to not limit myself to just RWBY this year, which should help me get everything done lol

Percival von whatsit something-or-other, King Nerd of Vox Machina. Digital Watercolor in CSP/Photoshop w/ Kyle T Webster’s watercolor brushes. 

Charging after a long day !

休息 !