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Copy - Paste foxes ! 

Relationship hcs for Van Augur?

It was only fate that brought this ask to me. (I love this dude’s style. Just sayin’.)

Van Augur Relationship Headcanons:

Van is a protective boyfriend. No matter the situation, he’s always on the lookout for any kind of potential danger that might target his partner. If he feels they’re threatened, he’s prone to shooting the culprit first and asking questions about the attack later.

When he and his partner go out, Van Augur likes to take his partner out for some fine dining. He likes how classy they look and enjoys making them feel like royalty. He gets recommendations for restaurants from Lafitte.

You wouldn’t guess it, but Van gets flustered really easily. All his partner has to do is saunter over to him, touch his cheek, and place a little kiss on his nose. After that, he’s all red ears and awkwardness, diverting his gaze to the side to hide his shyness. This goes double if his partner does this in front of Blackbeard and the crew.

Despite his seemingly emotionless demeanor, Van is actually really talented at soothing a crying s/o. He doesn’t freak out like some men and, instead, wraps his arms around them and calmly talks them out of their hysterics. Once they’ve settled down a little, he’ll ask them what upset them and listen closely.

Van and his partner sleep in separate rooms, even though neither is uncomfortable being intimately close. This is because Van snores like a motor engine and keeps his partner up late into the night. His room has to be soundproofed for the crew’s sake. 

Following Lafitte, Van is the most gentlemanly person on the crew. He puts his s/o’s needs above his own, such as using his cape to protect them from the rain during a storm.

While it isn’t usually possible, Van tries to limit the amount of time his partner has to spend with his crew. For the most part, this is because he doesn’t want his crewmates to bother his partner with their eccentric natures, but there are a couple men that he worries will try to steal his s/o from him. 

Every morning, Van and his partner watch birds while the sun is rising. 

RUDE

Percy De Rolo brain rot has set in for the first time in a year and a half 😩

Percy!!1!!!!

“Send this to the Briarwoods, will you?” 

so im catching up on Critical Role finally and Percys face when he heard about the Brairwoods was heart-breakingly fantastic

compilation of some percys de rolo

When they ask him about the blood, he smiles “not all of it is mine”

More angsty No Mercy Percy

Big Watermelon Wolves :> !!

Little by little they come to say hi ! The first wolf feels better now and even have a big smile at the end =) 

Watermelon’s sport :>

The little one can’t stop !!!!! 

I put the French way to write numbers from one to nine ! You can see that the six is the same as the English one but the Pronunciation is a little different :

 in French, we say six like “Sis” not saying the “x”.

Also Wolf in french is Loup and Watermelon is Pastèque ^^ 

This photo inspired me a lot, I can imagine a forest full of wolves with watermelons with them =D 

I hope that you will remember the numbers with those animations ^^ 

[moonwalks into your frickin' askbox] let's fluff it up some with nero and augur. also ANHSFB IM LOVE U!!!! - ya snake mum

(You’ve been hit by- You’ve been struck by- A smooth criminal!) Oh my gosh! HI SNAKE MUM! I love that you have brought more of my favorite weasel boy to me. (Also, I’d like it known that I just saw Van Augur smile in the show for the first time and I nearly died. He’s so much handsomer than I remember!)

Nero Fluff Headcanons:

Nero is a little prankster with his partner and loves when he can sneak up on them. He uses Shave to appear at their side with a quick kiss on the cheek. If his partner squeaks or jumps in surprise, he’ll be chuckling about it for the rest of the day.

He brings his partner with him whenever he goes shopping because he likes to have their opinion on what to choose. Plus, while they’re out, Nero likes to buy his partner nice things, especially hats and necklaces that go with his own.

Nero likes mental challenges, so every day, at lunch, he and his partner do the newspaper’s crossword together. He pulls their chairs up together and they spend at least an hour bickering playfully about what the right answer is.

Nero is a hopeless romantic at heart. Occasionally, when his partner is distracted from him, he will switch up how he surprises them by dipping them. He’ll smirk the whole time, but if his partner gives him a compliment, he’ll let them get up again.

Van Augur Headcanons:

Augur isn’t a morning person. Since he knows how tough it can be to get up, he brings his partner a cup of coffee, fixed the way they like best, every morning. 

While he seems like a serious person, when Augur and his partner are alone together, he likes to tease them. It’s usually about little quirks of their’s and he gives them a confident smirk when they try to find ways to tease him back. (Take a picture of his bed head. That’ll shut him up.)

When Augur’s in deep thought, he tends to zone out and stare at nothing in particular. When his partner’s near him though, he’ll run his hands through their hair and has a habit of pushing a strand behind their ear without thinking.

Augur’s hat may protect him somewhat from the rain, but his partner might be caught off guard during one of their walks. When this happens, Augur holds his arm over their head and uses his cape as a temporary umbrella for them. He doesn’t mind that he’s sopping wet afterwards and hurries them back to the ship to warm up.