I Just Got Dumped By My Boyfriend Who Is Now Dateing A Hore And A Lier 😭

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Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

no mercy percy

I checked at least one of the Ace tags and saw NONE of these images so I’mma post them myself. 

*Cries over how fucking perfect he is*

Van Augur with a s/o that's really embarrassing, awkward, and obnoxious scenario on a date?

Basically dating me though.

Reader-chan is a nervous, chatterboxwho is easily distracted

not exactly what you asked for but Ihope it suffices??

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Relationship hcs for Van Augur?

It was only fate that brought this ask to me. (I love this dude’s style. Just sayin’.)

Van Augur Relationship Headcanons:

Van is a protective boyfriend. No matter the situation, he’s always on the lookout for any kind of potential danger that might target his partner. If he feels they’re threatened, he’s prone to shooting the culprit first and asking questions about the attack later.

When he and his partner go out, Van Augur likes to take his partner out for some fine dining. He likes how classy they look and enjoys making them feel like royalty. He gets recommendations for restaurants from Lafitte.

You wouldn’t guess it, but Van gets flustered really easily. All his partner has to do is saunter over to him, touch his cheek, and place a little kiss on his nose. After that, he’s all red ears and awkwardness, diverting his gaze to the side to hide his shyness. This goes double if his partner does this in front of Blackbeard and the crew.

Despite his seemingly emotionless demeanor, Van is actually really talented at soothing a crying s/o. He doesn’t freak out like some men and, instead, wraps his arms around them and calmly talks them out of their hysterics. Once they’ve settled down a little, he’ll ask them what upset them and listen closely.

Van and his partner sleep in separate rooms, even though neither is uncomfortable being intimately close. This is because Van snores like a motor engine and keeps his partner up late into the night. His room has to be soundproofed for the crew’s sake. 

Following Lafitte, Van is the most gentlemanly person on the crew. He puts his s/o’s needs above his own, such as using his cape to protect them from the rain during a storm.

While it isn’t usually possible, Van tries to limit the amount of time his partner has to spend with his crew. For the most part, this is because he doesn’t want his crewmates to bother his partner with their eccentric natures, but there are a couple men that he worries will try to steal his s/o from him. 

Every morning, Van and his partner watch birds while the sun is rising. 

Percival de Rolo 🔥

Oml you are my waifu edgyblackbeardamv :3. Can i have a hc van augur and teach with their s/o telling them they're pregnant. Sorry my english kind of bad ~w~

omg! No your english is fine!!!

I’M FINALLY SOMEONE’S WAIFU.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOSH <3

Van Augur:

“Oh? Well, I suppose we’d better start preparing then.”

He’s not the kind of guy to slip up and get his partner knocked upwithout talking about it. So if he and his partner decided to havechildren, he wouldn’t be surprised if they told them right away. He’dbe quite proud, and eager to discuss what kind of future they mightplan for their child.

(“It’sfate, obviously.”)

Teach:

“Bound to happen, ain’t it?”

While part of him is overjoyed because hey he loves kids, he’s greatwith them and they call him an old man, what a combo, he also isquite focused on his dreams… He’d make a mental note to be morecareful about that in the future.

But listen, he’s gonna brag about his child to the ends of the earth.

we out here with my man kaiji

//sticks leg into box// Hello sibling, do you have any headcanons for Van Augur, or perhaps Nero from Cipher Pol? - edgyblackbeardamv <3

 OH MY GOD MY FIRST REQUEST *____* Thank you <3

Van Augur - General:

He actually has the same kind of humor Robin has.

“I see you still have all of your limbs after this fight. How fortunate.”

He likes classic music.

He reads a lot. His favourites are sience books on the ocean and mythology.

His eyesight is amazingly good in the distance, but lacks in closer range, that’s why he kinda sucks at hand to hand combat.

His reflexes are neat tho.

He has a very calming aura.

He likes to drink tea and never drinks alcohol.

He’s a real gentleman, but other than Sanji, he’d hit a woman in combat.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Swizerland.

Nero - General:

Fitting his weasle like attire, he owns two weasles and one ferret.

(The ferret is his favourite one. She’s called Andrea and is allowed to sleep under his hat, don’t tell the weasles though!)

He has a very strict diet and forces himself to eat meat.

His nails are perfectly mani cured.

As a child he learned how to play the trumpet. He preferes Jazz.

He’s a very unlucky person.

He sleeps in his boxers, moves a lot and has a light sleep. 

He doesn’t really like reading and only skims over the newspaper.

He doesn’t wear real leather, fur or feathers. Never.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Monaco.

I hope these general hc’s are ok and you like them! It was really fun writing these ^-^