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Ep. 60 Heredity and Hats

Scanlan tries to flirt with Cassandra (1x10)

Percival!

The best little dragon and little dragonfly :)

Spyro and Sparx !!

Oml you are my waifu edgyblackbeardamv :3. Can i have a hc van augur and teach with their s/o telling them they're pregnant. Sorry my english kind of bad ~w~

omg! No your english is fine!!!

I’M FINALLY SOMEONE’S WAIFU.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOSH <3

Van Augur:

“Oh? Well, I suppose we’d better start preparing then.”

He’s not the kind of guy to slip up and get his partner knocked upwithout talking about it. So if he and his partner decided to havechildren, he wouldn’t be surprised if they told them right away. He’dbe quite proud, and eager to discuss what kind of future they mightplan for their child.

(“It’sfate, obviously.”)

Teach:

“Bound to happen, ain’t it?”

While part of him is overjoyed because hey he loves kids, he’s greatwith them and they call him an old man, what a combo, he also isquite focused on his dreams… He’d make a mental note to be morecareful about that in the future.

But listen, he’s gonna brag about his child to the ends of the earth.

//I fought together with Enel because I’m a flaming homosexual and proud. lol

Happy Birthday, Ace!

How bout a headcanon Van Augur and Laffitte being parents of two children :3

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>:3cYESSSSSSSSSS

VanAugur with two children:

Augur raises his children to beserious, determined, business types. If they even THINK of rebelling,he’ll send them one look and suddenly they’re applying to MarineHarvard with honors. His children would grow up to be scholars, orsharpshooters like him.

Children are a mystery to him. Hedoesn’t know how they ‘work’ so to speak. So it creates a littleawkward tension with them.

He wants them to be entertained,but with his line of work he ends up picking out books and scatteringoff. The books are usually thick college textbooks. He seriouslydoesn’t understand kids. Help him.

Augur does put them to bed,making sure they brush their teeth, take any medications, and are alltucked in. He’ll ruffle their hair and stay with them until they fallasleep.

He takes them everywhere he goesthough, he REFUSES to get a babysitter in a fear they might want tohurt his children.

He is very light-hearted with hischildren though. Especially if they’re toddlers, he’ll let themdangle on his cape, or try his dorky hat on. He’s a good father.

The other members of the BB pirates tease him about it, butthen they remember how dangerous he is lol

Laffitte with two children:

Lord, these children are not going to grow up 'normal.’ They’ll bethe kind of children that laugh at blood, and think that murder istotally acceptable… as long as you don’t get caught. (Seriously,imagine two sweet little cherub faced kids with knives, chasing downmarines while laughing. That’s Laffitte’s children.) They grow up tobe future serial killers like their old man, or bounty-hunters.

Laffitte does his best to understand his children. He always makes ita point to enrich himself in whatever they like. Taking them to,let’s say, a ballet if they’re interested in dancing, or buying thema chemistry set if they like that sort of thing.

He also refuses to get a babysitter, mostly because babysitters areterrified of him AND his children. (He did get a babysitter once, andshe was found stuffed in a toybox five months later. He scolded thembecause “Those toys are ruined! Is this how you treat your toys?”)

Laffitte often kisses them goodnight, but doesn’t tuck them in, orhum them to sleep. He’s got stuff he needs to do once they’re out.

Laffitte dances with them, all the time. Just swinging them around asthey giggle happily. Such a happy family

Avalo is terrified of his children because they tried to cuthis tail once. Laffitte just laughed and patted their heads.

@caffiene-ink

Beowulf is Andy Dwyer and nobody can convince me otherwise.