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“A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of Tina is what I see, A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long, A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

heLLO SWEATY can i have burgess, laffitte, and van augur crack headcanons thxz sweaty uwu

I WILL END YOU

Burgess:

Hishair is not naturally purple, it’s dyed. Somehow Shiliew found outand now Burgess threatens to launch buildings at him if he eventhinks of mentioning it.

Un-ironicallylikes ‘DO YOU EVEN LIFT’ shirts and 'I WEAR BLACK BECAUSE IT’S AFUNERAL FOR MY FAT’

Hisfavorite food is a strawberries n’ cream shake.

Laffitte:

Youmight think he has soft luxurious hair… But it’s actually quitegreasy. Even if he bathed every single day, he’d never have it cleanfor long. Real reason for piracy: good shampoo.

Wouldtotally shop at Forever 21 and buy those 'I HATE MONDAYS’ jackets.

Leastfavorite food is porkchops. Everyone else on the crew LOVESporkchops. He is burning, save him.

Augur:

Triedstraightening his hair once and he looked like a total utter jabrony.Regretted it heavily, never touched his hair since.

Is anaccidental sugar daddy as in he can’t STAND off-brand. He’ll buy hiscrewmates from whatever name brand because he can’t fucking standbOOTLEGS.

Despitelooking like he eats like a bird, he could destroy an entire buffetin one sitting and gain nothing from it. Lucky bastard.

DocQ (Fuck you):

Hishair is the third softest in the group. (First being Blackbeard,second being Catarina) He’s actually quite proud of how nice his hairis. It gives him a lil confidence boost.

Noone knows where he got his fur coat. One day he just showed up withit on, even though it was 100 degrees. It is a mystery.

If hecould, he would only eat ketchup chips. God help him

Frankenstein doodle dump

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bonus:

Perc'ahlia? Perc'ahlia.

I could've sworn I saw a comic of that resurrection scene from Vox Machina the other day, but because I couldn't find it, I decided to make my own.

How bout a headcanon Van Augur and Laffitte being parents of two children :3

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>:3cYESSSSSSSSSS

VanAugur with two children:

Augur raises his children to beserious, determined, business types. If they even THINK of rebelling,he’ll send them one look and suddenly they’re applying to MarineHarvard with honors. His children would grow up to be scholars, orsharpshooters like him.

Children are a mystery to him. Hedoesn’t know how they ‘work’ so to speak. So it creates a littleawkward tension with them.

He wants them to be entertained,but with his line of work he ends up picking out books and scatteringoff. The books are usually thick college textbooks. He seriouslydoesn’t understand kids. Help him.

Augur does put them to bed,making sure they brush their teeth, take any medications, and are alltucked in. He’ll ruffle their hair and stay with them until they fallasleep.

He takes them everywhere he goesthough, he REFUSES to get a babysitter in a fear they might want tohurt his children.

He is very light-hearted with hischildren though. Especially if they’re toddlers, he’ll let themdangle on his cape, or try his dorky hat on. He’s a good father.

The other members of the BB pirates tease him about it, butthen they remember how dangerous he is lol

Laffitte with two children:

Lord, these children are not going to grow up 'normal.’ They’ll bethe kind of children that laugh at blood, and think that murder istotally acceptable… as long as you don’t get caught. (Seriously,imagine two sweet little cherub faced kids with knives, chasing downmarines while laughing. That’s Laffitte’s children.) They grow up tobe future serial killers like their old man, or bounty-hunters.

Laffitte does his best to understand his children. He always makes ita point to enrich himself in whatever they like. Taking them to,let’s say, a ballet if they’re interested in dancing, or buying thema chemistry set if they like that sort of thing.

He also refuses to get a babysitter, mostly because babysitters areterrified of him AND his children. (He did get a babysitter once, andshe was found stuffed in a toybox five months later. He scolded thembecause “Those toys are ruined! Is this how you treat your toys?”)

Laffitte often kisses them goodnight, but doesn’t tuck them in, orhum them to sleep. He’s got stuff he needs to do once they’re out.

Laffitte dances with them, all the time. Just swinging them around asthey giggle happily. Such a happy family

Avalo is terrified of his children because they tried to cuthis tail once. Laffitte just laughed and patted their heads.

love this old geezer he’s sooo cute 🥰

Papa G because I love this old pacifist of a man throughout the show ♥

i love Victor Frankenstein

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