Carrotsarelies - I Make Up Lies When My Friends Ask To Meet Up

Bridgerton siblings as Brooklyn 99:

Anthony:

Benedict:

Colin:

Daphne:

Eloise:

Francesca:

Gregory:

Hyacinth:

Guys I'm sorry

I really hope Tumblr can maintain the joke long enough that a fake movie we all fever-dreamed into existence has more fanworks about it than the fourth highest grossing movie of all time.

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

Luther: I would help you save the world, but I’m kinda dealing with something right now cause Allison is married :/

Five:

I couldn’t figure out if I was in love with/attracted to my best friend or if I just really liked the best friends to lovers trope

okay alloaros let's play a game, shall we? start as follows, and reblog this post with your own answer(s)! I'll start 🍍

"I should've known I was alloaro when..."

I once described my ideal relationship as just having a close friend who I'm comfortable fucking around with, figuratively and literally lol.

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Sometimes you gotta be blunt.

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